Self-Conscious People Are Thoroughly Reviled Just for Being…

In case you weren't awkward enough in the myriad of social situations you're violently tossed into throughout your daily routine, a new study from the London Business School into how people gossip about other people behind their backs will confirm all of your paranoid fantasies about your co-workers all conspiring to… » 8/08/12 11:50am 8/08/12 11:50am

InvestiDate Author Takes Dating to a Whole New Level of Paranoia

Author Maria Coder has parlayed her experience as a crime reporter and a dater of shitty dudes into a new book called InvestiDate, which, if its clever title has proved too elusive for you, aims to help readers uncover the truth about their new squeezes. What, you ask with polite but no less urgent anticipation, are… » 7/08/12 3:30pm 7/08/12 3:30pm

Hugo Chavez Subtly Suggests That The U.S. Government Is Shooting World…

After Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, the president of Argentina, was recently diagnosed with thyroid cancer, Hugo Chavez, Venezuela's disturbingly kooky president, has begun insinuating that perhaps the United States is running around secretly infecting his region's leaders with the disease. His proof? Five Latin… » 12/28/11 5:45pm 12/28/11 5:45pm

Twelve Completely Foolproof And Not-At-All-Crazy Ways To Make Sure He's…

In this age of online sleuthery, everyone's got a horror story about using the internet in uncovering how some guy they were dating lied and said he was a doctor when he was really a nurse, or said he was single when he was really married, or insisted he was a professional athlete when he was really Raffi. A class… » 10/17/11 1:35pm 10/17/11 1:35pm

Michele Bachmann Claims China Blinding US Satellites With Science

One doesn't need to be a political junkie to know that GOP Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann and Science are no longer on speaking terms. She further assured that Science wouldn't be sending her a Christmas card this year with yet another dubious claim, this time that China was using lasers to blind American… » 10/04/11 11:10am 10/04/11 11:10am