Mitt Romney Vows to 'Get Rid' of Planned Parenthood Like It's an Unplanned Pregnancy

Yesterday, Mitt Romney, desperate, alone, and faced with the horrifying possibility that 9 months from now, he might not be the President-elect, promised supporters that he'd "get rid of" Planned Parenthood. Just eliminate the whole thing. No one has to know. By this time next year, it'll be like this whole "providing…
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Kathy Griffin's Poolside Pap Smear Will Be Televised
Inspired by Katie Couric's on-air colonoscopy, today Kathy Griffin will film herself getting a pap smear to raise awareness about cervical cancer. Unlike Couric, Griffin's exam will be performed poolside, and she's "vajazzled" her lady bits for the occasion.
"Give Her The Gift That Even Santa Can't Deliver"
CBS Cares has a special message for ladies - and the men who love them. Get a pap smear, or schedule one for a woman you care about. Nice sentiment, but this is a recipe for serious present face. [CBS]
Pregnant Soldier Among Ft. Hood Victims • Unsportswomanlike Soccer Player Suspended
• One of the victims of the Fort Hood massacre has been identified as pregnant 21-year-old soldier Francheska Velez of Chicago, who was starting maternity leave in two weeks. "She loved the military, loved to serve," said a friend. •
Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning
• Pro-government militiaman Abbas Kargar Javid has been accused of murdering Neda Soltan, the young woman from Iran who became an international symbol after her death was shown on YouTube. The regime has yet to take action against Javid. •
This just in from a certain Jezebel, who is on her way to the gynecologist for a checkup: "They're filming the Sex and the City movie here on the corner of 70th and Lexington, the trucks and crew are everywhere, and I can't get to the door of my doctor's office - they won't let me cross the street! They're at some…
