Stomach roll party in the front, and butt roll party in the back — Mom jeans are the ultimate in capital S Style. And even if you're all, "WTF NO," please know that you're wrong, and will soon be wearing them, too. Oh yes, you will.
Instead of teaching students to respect each other, a misguided middle school in northern California is telling its girls to no longer wear pants that are "too tight" because it "distracts the boys". Yes, because deviant dames in body conscious clothing are yet another reason men aren't succeeding in this world, and boys…
Men. Are you tired of "scrunching, squishing, squashing or splitting" the goods when you try to wear pants? Are your skinny jeans so tight that you're now a natural soprano? Do you have to store your dick in your butthole so you can squeeze into your favorite khakis?
Humans have been on this planet for so long that you'd think we'd have already come up with every possible combination of objects with which to hurt each other—and yet we continue to create new and ever more bizarre weapons. The latest innovation comes courtesy of a man in Barnstable, Massachusetts, who got mad at his…
The other day, I was sitting in the window at a cafe when a girl walked by wearing these muscle leggings
We received multiple tips today with links to an online store that calls itself the Abercrombie & Fitch Outlet, to a product in the store called "N***** Brown Pants." Using a racial slur as a youthful, carefree, and edgy touch in a product name would be a totally fucked up, racist thing for Abercrombie to do — if the site …
While picking up the clothes her slovenly-sounding boyfriend had strewn across the floor, British journalist Emma Barnett noticed that the label of said boyfriend's pants offered a quirky suggestion for washing the pair of pants whenever it accumulated an intolerable amount of floor grime: Give it to your woman.
Chatter about Rep. Barney Frank's schlumpy attire on the House floor earlier this week prompted the Washington Post to take a look back at other sartorial scandals in D.C., including the controversy over the first woman to step onto the House floor in pants. On Dec. 24, 1969, Rep. Charlotte T. Reid (R-Ill.) caused a…
In NYC courts, officers have taken to enforcing rules that prohibit boxer-baring trousers. "We don't care about fashion trends," says the president of the New York State Court Officers Association. One dude apparently stormed out rather than pull up his pants.
160,000 women serve in the U.S. army, but it's taken until now for them to get a uniform design that's designed to fit their bodies — one that acknowledges the existence of breasts and hips, and adds elastic waistbands.
A NYC guy issued a summons for wearing his pants low has been cleared because, says Judge Ruben Franco, "the Constitution still leaves some opportunity for people to be foolish if they so desire."
Sadie here. When I met my boyfriend, he always wore dress pants that he chopped off mid-calf. He referred to this as "Prep-Core" and he looked ridiculous. Now, he'd be in fashion as "men's ankles enjoy a renaissance."
Apparently Al Gore's accuser's pants are no Lewinsky dress — analysis determined that the pants were not stained with semen. That said, Gore's reputation will likely be stained by the phrase "sex poodle."
Forget any quibbles you might have with Obama's handling of the BP oil spill. Let's talk about the real issue! Says Fox & Friends' Gretchen Carlson: "When he was standing at the shoreline there, he had on fancy pants."
"The changing fortunes of a man's trouser waistband can often become a metaphor for his life," - Paul Baldwin, director of menswear buying for British retailer Debenhams. [Guardian]
The vast majority of Parisiennes are breaking the law. Because, legally, women aren't allowed to wear pants:
Two Sudanese women were sentenced to 20 lashes and a $110 fine yesterday for wearing pants. They were arrested during a raid with Lubna Hussein, whose jailing related to the same "act of indecency" sparked international controversy last month. [Reuters]
Lubna Hussein faces flogging in Sudan for the crime of wearing pants. She tells the Observer, "It is not about religion, it is about men treating women badly." [Observer]
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