Cross every single person off your Christmas or Hanukkah or Tet or Kwanzaa or Saturnalia list: female reproductive system underwear has arrived to save the 2014 holiday season. Already! » 7/21/14 6:50pm 7/21/14 6:50pm

New trade regulations in Belarus, Russia, and Kazakstan threaten to subject women there to the cruel and dehumanizing indignity of ugly underwear. And no one is taking it lying down. » 2/18/14 7:20pm 2/18/14 7:20pm

Bad news, guys: it doesn't always get better, if the middle school-worthy drama that's going on in Ohio's Hocking County courtroom is anything to go by. » 10/05/12 12:20pm 10/05/12 12:20pm

Okay, not exactly. But some lady in Tennessee allegedly broke into her neighbor's house and stole a bunch of weird shit, including a bath mat, tampons, and all the underpants. Strangely, she failed to steal a laptop, jewelry, or pretty much anything else that is actually worth money. » 5/23/12 6:15pm 5/23/12 6:15pm

I spent a period of time last year selling my "well-worn panties just for you!" online. It was definitely a profitable enterprise; I just didn't have the entrepreneurial fortitude to take it to the next level. I would find myself yelling aloud at people not in the room as I read the emails of potential customers and… » 2/03/12 1:15pm 2/03/12 1:15pm

If you've misplaced any underwear recently, it might have turned up on the side of a highway in Ohio. Today in Fairfield County, police found about 3,000 pairs of panties strewn in trees and along hillsides at four dumping locations. Officers collected 10 bags of the "evidence," which includes worn and unworn panties… » 9/01/11 10:09pm 9/01/11 10:09pm

Just another normal, every day news story. » 7/30/11 11:35am 7/30/11 11:35am

Are you a jerk who doesn't trust women? Do you have a wife, girlfriend, partner, or daughter who will wear ugly underwear that you give her as a present with no questions asked? Do I have the product for you! » 5/22/11 11:21am 5/22/11 11:21am

The latest allegations against Silvio Berlusconi have spawned a number of protests — including one in which women will apparently throw their undergarments at his house. » 2/01/11 4:10pm 2/01/11 4:10pm

Great news, weirdos! Some weird guy in Florida is auctioning off a really old pair of Queen Elizabeth II's underpants. » 12/05/10 11:25am 12/05/10 11:25am

In 10 Things I Hate About You, we were told that black underwear means you plan on having sex. A new survey kind of confirms it. Among other sweeping generalizations! » 10/13/10 2:50pm 10/13/10 2:50pm

"If you are an active, fashion conscious or contemporary woman then Camelflage panties are for you." They apparently "smooth out your feminine parts" — and yes, there are before and after pictures. All yours for $19.99. Really. [Camelflage] » 6/08/10 7:40pm 6/08/10 7:40pm

Want to give your partner a little peek at what's in store, without the crassness of crotchless panties? Then this Kiki de Montparnasse number — billed as a "tuxedo" style, is for you. Appropriately, it's priced at $69. [Gilt Groupe] » 4/23/10 1:20pm 4/23/10 1:20pm

We tend to doubt it, but we'll concede the uniqueness of cotton bikinis featuring outlined shag-haired couples demonstrating sex positions under your astrological "sex sign!" (Although what we Tauruses are supposed to be doing, is unclear.) [Vintage_Ads] » 4/22/10 12:20pm 4/22/10 12:20pm

We're not exactly sure what's going on in this old undergarments ad, not just because it's German, but because women run at the sight of men. However, when their clothes and cars become invisible, everything seems calmer. [Vintage Ads] » 3/29/10 6:20pm 3/29/10 6:20pm

Got hair? An international design team has created a line of body hair clothing, including t-shirts with chest and armpit hair, leggings with pubes, and panties with a full bush. [TrendHunter] » 3/29/10 9:20am 3/29/10 9:20am