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    Happy Hump Day!

    Total Pandamonium

    Conservationist Argues We Should Let Pandas Die Out

    Baby Pandas Grow Up, But They Never Get Old

    Sad Panda

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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/18/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    It really bums me out, but baby pandas (or pandas in general) don't do anything for me. They just look... dumb. Sorry baby panda, I'm sure you're a good dude, but you won't ever make me squee.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/18/09

    @GirlFailer: I always think baby pandas just look like weird badgers with unusually large heads.
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    Image of boobookitt boobookitt
    11/18/09

    @GirlFailer: Nothing wrong with refusing to be bamboo-zled by Pandas.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/18/09


    @GirlFailer: Baby panda is sad.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/18/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: .

    #tips
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    Edited by GirlFailer at 11/18/09 4:23 PM GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/18/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Sorry...not even a twinge.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/18/09

    @GirlFailer: I think they're cute in motion, but I tend to agree-- baby big cats are so much cuter. Like a baby leopard? Oh my god, kill me.
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    Image of mommas-boy mommas-boy
    11/18/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I guess I spoke too soon. I just came across an article that says the cheetah hybrid was just a silly hoax. Well, whatever that was in the pictures I saw was cute. I guess that's good, cause I could think of 20 reasons off the top of my head as to why cross-breeding like that is inhumane and unethical.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment mommas-boy was starred mommas-boy was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/18/09


    @mommas-boy: The originals are still pretty cute!
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    Image of wynniepiglet wynniepiglet
    11/18/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Helloooo: videos of baby pandas playing in the snow? Those are probably why my panda obsession has been able to persist for so long.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/18/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Oh, I much prefer baby bears, because of their butts. Baby cats have those twitchy tails, which are cute…but those little tucked-in bear 'tocks get me every time!
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/18/09

    @wynniepiglet: Yes :o) When they are romping they are freaking adorable.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/18/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    Found this video of Yun Zi on the related post at ZooBorns. This little guy is seriously like a living, breathing teddy bear!

    [www.zooborns.com]
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    Image of PhDelish PhDelish
    11/18/09

    @Kivrin: I am always totally jealous of those people who work at the Woolong Reserve - you see them in pens with like fifteen baby pandas. I would die happy if I could just be in that pen once in my life...
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    Image of egg cream egg cream
    11/18/09

    @Kivrin: OMG HE TOTALLY WAVED GOODBYE.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/18/09

    @egg cream: I KNOW!

    This video made my day so much better.
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    Image of shefightsback shefightsback
    11/18/09

    @Kivrin: He's cute now, but in a few years he'll rip your hand off.
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    Image of Bar Belle Bar Belle
    11/18/09

    @Kivrin: I would let him nom on my fingers all day.

    I tend to have Animal Planet on in the background while I study, but I pause everything for Pandamonium. All those little babies, everywhere being all happy and wriggly :)
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/18/09

    @shefightsback: Well, yeah, but that's why we enjoy the baby years so much. :)
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/18/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    This little guy allowed the San Diego news teams to dress up as the Anchorman cast for Halloween and run real Panda Watch stories.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/18/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    Thank goodness it's Hump Day. This week has been rough.

    I feel like a broken record.
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    Image of FrabjousDay FrabjousDay
    11/18/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: It feels like it should be Friday already. :(
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/18/09

    @FrabjousDay: This week was awful. Last week was awful. And now that I come to think of it, the week before that was too.
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    Image of FrabjousDay FrabjousDay
    11/18/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: It doesn't help that it's dark at 5.30 when I leave work. It makes me feel like a cave dweller or something.

    #tips
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/18/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Not sure if it makes you feel any better, but I'm right there with you. Panda hugs all around.

    Speaking of, I live in San Diego, so I think I a zoo trip is in order for me.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    11/18/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    You always know how to pandar to your audience.
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    Image of girlwonder girlwonder
    11/18/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: He's so cute I cannot bear it!
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    Image of JessIsElf-ity JessIsElf-ity
    11/18/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: He's the perfect solution to all of today's pandamonium, isn't he?
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    11/18/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    "Hi, I'm a baby panda, and I'm here to calm you down after that abortion poll post. You're welcome."
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/11/09

    In reply to Total Pandamonium
    China has a WEATHER MACHINE? This is the beginning of a bad movie franchise come to life. Quick, someone suit up SuperObama and put him in the YesWeCanMobile, which is safe against typhoon-force winds. #beijingweather
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/11/09

    In reply to Total Pandamonium
    I know a lot of babies are conceived during cold winter months, but inducing snowfall seems like an extreme way to get pandas to mate and save their species. #beijingweather
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/11/09

    In reply to Total Pandamonium
    Ahem. I know that I should give more attention to the text, but it needs to be said: OMG PAAAAANDAAAAS SQUEEE.

    That is all. #beijingweather
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    11/11/09

    In reply to Total Pandamonium
    it's a cuteness pandamic! #beijingweather
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    Image of Adora Belle Dearheart Adora Belle Dearheart
    09/25/09

    In reply to Conservationist Argues We Should Let Pandas Die Out
    I think it's interesting that this man (actually, humans in general) feel like humans are important enough to decide the existence of an entire species. By interesting, I mean sad.
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    Image of Kitty Kitty
    09/25/09

    In reply to Conservationist Argues We Should Let Pandas Die Out
    I don't think people realize how normal extinction is. People seem to think that something cataclysmic must occur for a species to die out (dinosaurs with a meteor for example, mammoths with the Ice Age).

    But honestly it's a very normal thing.

    Am I saying that we should let the pandas die out? Hardly.

    But I don't think we can even save ourselves from eventually going extinct, so I doubt in the long run we'll be able to keep these lovable balls of black and white fluff in tact.
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    whynotshesaid promoted this comment Edited by Kitty at 09/25/09 5:31 PM Kitty was starred Kitty was unstarred
    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    09/25/09

    @Kitty: I get what you are saying, but I know for me, the issue isn't so much that extinction happens as much as it is that a lot of extinction happens directly as a result of human activity - development, energy extraction, food production, pest eradication.

    Humans exercise a disproportionate amount of influence over the world, and as a result, things have gotten terribly out of whack.
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    Image of l'américaine française l'américaine française
    09/25/09

    In reply to Conservationist Argues We Should Let Pandas Die Out
    "if we're the shepherds of the planet"

    well, we're more like the sheep. the sooner we become more humble as the animal species that we are, the better.

    the truth is that even if we made every effort to save these very cute animals, if nature wants them gone, then it's only a matter of time before they're gone.
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    MeganGlass 就是一个å¤ä»£çš„三明治 promoted this comment Edited by l'américaine française at 09/25/09 3:51 PM l'américaine française was starred l'américaine française was unstarred
    Image of KATE! KATE!
    09/25/09

    In reply to Conservationist Argues We Should Let Pandas Die Out
    its pretty ridiculous that we destroy an animals natural environment and poach the shit out of them and then claim that the reason there are so few of them living is because of their evolutionary failings. it seems like a pretty disingenuous attitude. they're an evolutionary dead end because they happen to live in the most populous country on the planet? is that really what he's saying? thats just social darwinism re-imagined as natural selection!

    SORRY PANDA, YOU DIDN'T INVENT GUNS AND START SHOOTING US FIRST SO WE WIN.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    09/25/09

    @KATE!: Yes, exactly.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    09/25/09

    In reply to Conservationist Argues We Should Let Pandas Die Out

    I'm not so much for conservation of cute animals so much as I am for extinction of ugly ones. Like this guy. Who needs it? If it's out of place on a Hallmark card, I say "Bombs away!"
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    09/25/09

    @Yahtzii: See, pandas are beneficiaries of Cute Privilege. The cute-riarchy ensures it's perpetuated through WWF logos, LOLCats, and CuteOverload.com. And somehow LOLAnglerfish never caught on. I WONDER WHY.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    09/25/09

    @PreposterousHypothesis: WTF, are you some kind of anti-cuteist now? Where the hell do you think you would be today if it wasn't for cute?
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