Playboy's Last Nude Will (Fittingly) Be Pamela Anderson

The cover for January/February 2016 issue of Playboy, the magazine’s last to include full-on nudity, features none other than Pamela Anderson (wearing a choker that spells out SEX) who has been on the cover of the magazine 14 previous times.
Pamela Anderson Won’t Be Wearing MAC Makeup Any Time Soon
Pamela Anderson wrote a letter to MAC Cosmetics, appalled at the company’s decision to sell products in China, where animal testing is required by law for imported cosmetics. The staunch PETA activist, who has worked with MAC in the past, discovered that the brand “abandoned its celebrated policy against animal…
Pamela Anderson's Abusive Ex Calls Her a 'Serial Baby Killer'
Well done, Pamela Anderson, on attempting to get as far away from Rick Salomon, her allegedly abusive ex, as possible. Responding to Anderson's recent restraining order against him, Salomon—a real winner of a husband—has stated in legal documents that his estranged wife is a both "serial baby killer" and a "fraud."
Ryan Gosling Might Stop Making Movies Now that He's Making Babies
Someone dug up a quote from Ryan Gosling from 2011 in which he stated that he's only making movies until he starts "making babies." So, now that Eva Mendes is pretty much probably mostly almost totally confirmed to be preggo, does that mean the Goz's film career is winding down? (I mean, no. Almost certainly not.…
New Details Revealed About Paris Jackson Suicide Attempt
15-year-old Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital yesterday after leaving a suicide note, taking 20 Motrin and cutting herself with a kitchen knife — according to a Jackson family lawyer, she is "physically fine." Authorities as well as people close to Paris have since clarified that they don't really think she was…
Ughhh, Will Kate Winslet's Baby Have the Last Name Rocknroll?
GUYS, Titanic was on the Hallmark Channel a while ago, and now I am thinking that perhaps this was the magic eve* that Kate Winslet became pregnant with her first child from her third marriage to Ned Rocknroll, the gadabout nephew of Richard Branson. Her two older children, 12 and 9 respectively, are from her…
The Holy Union of Ice and Coco Is Being Torn Asunder
NOOOO! The Greatest Love of All, that of Ice-T and his wife Coco Austin, is going through a rough patch after some photos emerged of Coco dancing with and face-kissing another man, a rapper named AP.9. First, Mrs. -T took to Twitter to downplay it. "Woke up to people in a panic about some pics (sic),please guys I'm…
The Kurt and Courtney Musical Will Either Be Awesome or a Total Disaster
During the Lufti/Spears trial, Sam Lufti let this slip: "[Courtney Love and I] are currently working on a possible motion picture or Broadway musical based on the Nirvana catalogue, based on her life and Kurt Cobain's." However, because Lufti is skeezier than the stuff that falls between the wall and your bed and…
Natalie Portman's Cakeless Vegan Wedding Sounds Lovely
Here are some spooky through-the-bushes pictures of Nat Port's wedding to Benjamin Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which was vegan and Jewish and French and on the Big Sur coast and sounds nice, although I'm not sure about that dress. They had macarons instead of cake, and guests (including Diane Sawyer, Mike Nichols,…
My Cherie Amour, A Stevie Wonder Novel By V.C. Andrews™
A man named Alpha Lorenzo Walker and his conspirator Tamara Eileen Diaz were arrested earlier this month for trying to extort Stevie Wonder and were the subject of myriad tired late-night show monologue jokes for fucking up what you'd imagine for obvious offensive-punchline-type reasons would literally be the easiest…
Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk In Her Life
The singer/choreographer/former American Idol Judge/cartoon beastiality enthusiast has never been drunk in her life, not a once. No siree.
