Palin Interviewee Calls the President 'Hitler' [Update: Never Mind]

We may have laughed when Sarah Palin announced that she'd climbed down the ladder from Vice Presidential candidate all the way to Woman Who Rants Professionally On The Internet (hi, welcome!), but the former Alaska Governor was most definitely Not Fucking Around. Less than five hours into her subscription channel's… » 7/31/14 1:20pm 7/31/14 1:20pm

Bristol Palin Blames Glee for President Obama's Gay Marriage Stance

The latest person to give their unsolicited opinion on President Obama's personal acceptance of gay marriage is aspiring reality star Bristol Palin. In a new blog post, the daughter of American laughingstock and glass ceiling rebuilder Sarah Palin really put on her thinking cap and reasoned that the President's change… » 5/10/12 3:00pm 5/10/12 3:00pm

Check out the Romney Family's Palin-Themed Halloween Costumes

The world of politics is insidery and circular, recycling, regurgitating, and retooling the same old thing before spitting it out with a new label. Case in point: last year's Romney family Halloween costumes, which hearken back to the 2008 election. I'm getting dizzy. I need to sit down. » 3/09/12 6:20pm 3/09/12 6:20pm

Palin Hints At Presidential Run, Ruins Christmas

Remember Sarah Palin? Of course you do. You had weird dreams about her for the second half of 2008, and the sight of her randomly stringing conservative buzzwords together on TV like she's some kind of expert causes you to question the value of your college degree. But just when it seemed like she was riding off into… » 12/20/11 11:10am 12/20/11 11:10am

Bristol Palin's Heckler Finally Apologizes

There are many legitimate reasons to dislike Bristol Palin. Her mother being a "whore" isn't one of them. Though everyone else realized this immediately after seeing video of Stephen Hanks heckling Bristol Palin in a bar, it took him several days to comprehend the douchiness of his actions. » 9/29/11 9:30am 9/29/11 9:30am

Father-Son Team Charged With Threatening Palins

A Pennsylvania father and son have been charged with threatening Sarah Palin and her family, calling her lawyer over 400 times and threatening to sexually assault Palin or kidnap her children. No matter what you think of the Palins, these men are awful, and they also seem to be pretty dumb: didn't they think directing… » 8/19/11 6:05pm 8/19/11 6:05pm

Levi Johnston's Sister Will Appear In Playboy

Every member of the Palin and Johnston clans must have his or her moment in the sun, and now Levi's sister Mercede is claiming hers by posing nude for Playboy. » 7/13/11 4:15pm 7/13/11 4:15pm

Bristol's Ghostwriter Alleges That Palins Are Human

Bristol Palin's ghostwriter Nancy French has really opened up about her time with the Palin family, offering compelling evidence that they are, in fact, actual human beings. There are, however, some holes in her story. » 7/12/11 12:17pm 7/12/11 12:17pm

Bristol Palin Rents Out Arizona House

Bristol Palin is reportedly renting out her $172,000 Arizona house only six months after buying it. The place might have been an investment property the whole time — or maybe Bristol's fleeing her meddling mom, who just bought a house in AZ too. Dramz! » 6/15/11 4:59pm 6/15/11 4:59pm

Sarah And Bristol Palin Try To Trademark Names

They both failed, because they're both famous for things at which they fail; Sarah, somehow still a viable politician famous for failing to win the Vice Presidency and Bristol, teen abstinence activist known for failing to be an abstinent teen. » 2/05/11 6:00pm 2/05/11 6:00pm

Kathy Griffin's New Year's Resolution: Offend Willow Palin

Says the comedienne, who, unlike you, refrained from swearing on New Year's Eve, "I've already gone for Sarah, Todd and Bristol obviously, but I think it's Willow's year to go down." But what about Track, Kathy? What about Track? » 1/02/11 5:25pm 1/02/11 5:25pm

A Look Back At The Year In Palin

Despite the fact that Sarah Palin did not hold public office at any point in 2010, she resolutely refused to go away. Let's take a look back at her book-pluggin', fish-clubbin', common-sense-defyin' year. » 12/31/10 3:55pm 12/31/10 3:55pm

Levi Johnston Has A New Girlfriend

Bristol Palin is reportedly happy for the father of her child, and then twirled and spun and shimmied away in a furiously awkward dance that could only be her way of expressing her sadness, anger, and regret. » 12/19/10 12:15pm 12/19/10 12:15pm

Embarrassing Yourself on Facebook Is The Palinmerican Way

From Willow's homophobic Facebook rant to Sarah's confusing and misspelled political "notes" to Bristol's counterattacks on Keith Olberman and Margaret Cho, the Palin family can't resist the siren song of Facebook, the preferred venue of passive aggressive jerks. Ladies: stop. » 12/05/10 5:46pm 12/05/10 5:46pm

Willow Palin Accused Of Taking Part In Drug Deal

This is not Willow Palin's week! First, she was forced to half-heartedly apologize for using gay slurs, then the National Enquirer suggested she's pregnant, and now a classmate claims she participated in a drug deal in a Target parking lot. » 11/22/10 1:45pm 11/22/10 1:45pm

Sarah Palin's "Non-Political" Show Is Still Pretty Political

Last night, the folks from TLC hosted an event aimed at showing media types how totally not political their upcoming reality show Sarah Palin's Alaska will be. We're not buying it. » 11/05/10 1:21pm 11/05/10 1:21pm

Your Afternoon Levi Update: What's In His Envelope?

TMZ says the music video that "doomed" Brevi's engagement depicts a mom showing Levi "a mysterious manila envelope" and threatening to reveal its contents to everyone unless he leaves her daughter. At this point, what secrets could Levi possibly have? » 8/10/10 2:20pm 8/10/10 2:20pm

Levi's Sister Blogs About Four-Wheeling And Bristol

Levi Johnston's sister Mercede has a blog on which she writes about her four-wheeling trips and how her brother is "controlled by Bristol Palin." Also, in case you were wondering, "No [Mercede] will NOT sit down and shut up!" » 7/08/10 7:11pm 7/08/10 7:11pm

Mel Gibson Admits To Punching Oksana

"What If I Didn't Come From A Famous Family?"

Bristol Palin has released a new public service announcement for the Candie's Foundation, in which she talks about how hard it is to raise a kid if your family isn't as famous as hers. At least she's honest? » 4/07/10 12:00pm 4/07/10 12:00pm