Let's All Paint Our Sweatshirts

The year is 1990. American has just stormed into Iraq and The Simpsons has just premiered on Fox. Meanwhile, Totally Tulip, purveyor of fine sweatshirt paints, is brainwashing American daughters into ruining their brand new sweatshirts. » 4/19/13 2:20pm 4/19/13 2:20pm

What Happens to Disney Princesses After Happily Ever After?

A singing sensation who goes by the name Paint sings about the realities of life for Ariel, Jasmine, Belle, and Pocahontas — and it isn't pretty. Belle's verses are classic — PETA would totally be after her creepy animal loving ass. But the charges laid on me! about beastiality! could get me thrown in a cell! » 3/14/13 10:50am 3/14/13 10:50am

Women Are More Likely To Opt For "Maybe"

"Is paint a tool?" This sounds like the start of a three-hour argument between stoned college students, but it's actually a question scientists asked groups of men and women. And apparently, ladies were more likely to answer "sort of." » 4/20/11 1:03pm 4/20/11 1:03pm