Pissing Contest XXL: Your 10 Best Stories of Hurting Yourselves While Having Sex

Good fucking god, did you guys ever bring it last week when we called for stories about your craziest sex injuries. There were tales of burns, stitches, broken bones, and concussions. Some of you fell off the bed, others fainted in the shower. Your stories were so amazing, in fact, that we couldn’t limit ourselves to… »9/25/15 8:00pm9/25/15 8:00pm


No, Sex Shouldn't Hurt: What to Do if You're Experiencing Sexual Pain

A study from April’s Journal of Sexual Medicine found that a whopping 30% of women experienced pain during their last sexual experience. Sadly, a lot of women operate under the assumption that sex is inherently painful, and that all you can do is grit your teeth and get through it. Nothing could be further from the… »7/01/15 10:25am7/01/15 10:25am

People Getting Plastic Surgery to Join a Dating Website? Yeah, Right.

Online dating is incredibly competitive — one gentleman I once went out with told me he had two dates planned after me — but it can also be incredibly expensive and painful; especially if you're trying to join BeautifulPeople.com, the best site for the best-looking people where no one is safe from scrutiny. »12/10/14 9:30pm12/10/14 9:30pm

Watch Some Dudes Witness the Miracle of Childbirth for the First Time

Childbirth is one messy, horrible, beautiful, painful, awe-inspiring, bodily fluid geyser of a shitshow. As a twenty-something with no intention of starting a family anytime soon, it absolutely terrifies me. So let's watch some dudes watch some childbirth so I can feel better about my own fears regarding the miracle… »9/01/14 6:20pm9/01/14 6:20pm

Extreme Pain And Pleasure Produce Basically The Same Facial Expressions

Just to make your office just a liiiittle more sexually charged, the face you make when you're having an orgasm might be interchangeable to the face you make when you get a paper cut, posits a new study out of The Hebrew University of Jerusalem that was printed in Science yesterday. Researchers showed 45 Princeton… »12/01/12 2:00pm12/01/12 2:00pm

Woman Dentist Gets Back at Ex-Boyfriend By Pulling Out All His Teeth [Update: Or Not!]

If you'd just broken up with a dentist, you probably wouldn't go back to her office for help with a toothache a few days later—what with all the sharp objects and opportunities for inflicting pain. And yet, for some reason, that is exactly what Marek Olszewski of Poland did. But rather than get revenge by just being a… »4/29/12 8:55pm4/29/12 8:55pm

Worth It: A Homeopathic Pain Reliever That Actually Works

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our recommendation… »2/06/12 2:00pm2/06/12 2:00pm

What It Feels Like To Get A Tattoo Removed From Your Ass

There's a tattoo studio near my office called Skin Thrills. A sign out front advertises their special offers — $50 roses on Tuesdays, or $25 dollar kanji letters on Thursdays. As I drove past the sign last week, work was quickly driven out of my mind and replaced with two thoughts. One: I wonder what the kanji for… »11/25/11 1:30pm11/25/11 1:30pm