Everyone Is Very Concerned About Harper Beckham's Pacifier Use

Today in dumb as hell: the Daily Mail runs an extensive article on Harper Beckham’s pacifier use, and David Beckham tells them to STFU.

Today in dumb as hell: the Daily Mail runs an extensive article on Harper Beckham’s pacifier use, and David Beckham tells them to STFU.

A new study shows that infants whose parents sucked on their pacifiers to clean them develop fewer allergies and had lower rates of asthma, eczema and other disorders than babies whose parents rinsed or boiled their pacifiers. It is at once wonderful and rare to discover that our laziness is accidentally healthy.
A new study so hot and fresh out of the University of Wisconsin-Madison that Bucky Badger singed his adorable little paws on when he took it out of the lab suggests that pacifiers stunt the emotional development of baby boys by robbing them of the opportunity to mimic adults by refining their Jim Carrey rubber faces.…