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    The Cookbook For Men Who Get Way Too Excited About Cooking

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    Image of formergr formergr
    12/03/08

    In reply to The Cookbook For Men Who Get Way Too Excited About Cooking
    Megan, I'm guessing the restaurant was Oceanaire? Love that place! But not oysters. I tried them once before I developed a shellfish allergy, and I was not impressed enough to even research whether I can safely eat them now.
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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    12/03/08

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    This reminds me of the scene in Van Wilder. The first time I saw the movie I wasn't feeling fantastic to begin with .. but the scene with the creme-filled donuts made me throw up alllll over the place. And now every time I see it, I throw up. And as I'm writing about it here I'm getting the urge to throw up. And you wonder why I refuse to give head - I've got a Pavlovian response to jizz.
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    12/03/08

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    What the FUCKING FUCK? This can't be serious. This book sounds like a recipe for how to sexually assault the unwitting w/ food. Horrifying.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    12/03/08

    In reply to The Cookbook For Men Who Get Way Too Excited About Cooking
    Wait, did the waiter insinuate that you swallow?!
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    12/03/08

    In reply to The Cookbook For Men Who Get Way Too Excited About Cooking
    That is absolutely disgusting. And that image will haunt me for the rest of the night. I've never had the desire to try oysters before and this has most definitely put me off them forever. Uck.
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    Image of ImperfectLit.Woman ImperfectLit.Woman
    12/03/08

    In reply to The Cookbook For Men Who Get Way Too Excited About Cooking
    EWWWWW on that cookbook and its recipes. Can someone explain to me why oysters are such aphrodisiac?
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    12/03/08

    In reply to The Cookbook For Men Who Get Way Too Excited About Cooking
    I'll eat oysters - cooked - for this very reason. I am a reluctant swallower, mostly because it's polite.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    12/03/08

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    All this hullabaloo over semen in food! Like you guys have never eaten at Denny's before.
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    12/03/08

    @hatepaperdoll: I love you. And now I can never eat out anywhere, ever, again.
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    12/03/08

    @hatepaperdoll: Perfection.
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    12/03/08

    @AbbyNormal: @peperony and chease: ♥
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/03/08

    In reply to The Cookbook For Men Who Get Way Too Excited About Cooking
    If my SO had a vasectomy, does that mean his ejaculate isn't as healthy and nutritious? Is it like empty calories, like soda?


    This reminds me of the Brian Posehn joke about the "Increase Your Loads" spam emails, that he can't believe women are thinking, "Wow, is there any way to get more of this?"

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    12/03/08

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    O_O?! <-is my face right now. But with eyes.
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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    12/03/08

    In reply to The Cookbook For Men Who Get Way Too Excited About Cooking
    I was going to say why just semen, why not the female equivalent...but then I remember, eggs. Doi!


    Human eggs though, that would be interesting.


    And by interesting I mean SPEW.

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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/03/08

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    Megan, if Spencer nearly passed out over the balls-cooking incident...well...here's a chance to top that. I think he owes it to us to give this the old college try, right?
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    12/03/08

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    k, that photo made my dry heave!
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    12/03/08

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    Seeing as we drink milk from animals and the hacked up muscles (and various other parts) I don't see this as being much different. It is just because we are culturally against it, but other than that was is the difference?


    Especially if it is harvested from animals, why is it more intrinsically disgusting than everything else? Especially things like caviar.

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    12/03/08

    @Elaken: After my inital grossed outness, I actually kinda agree with you.


    I'd rather swallow my bfs jizz than a cup of milk but that's just me being a weirdo vegan I guess.

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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    12/03/08

    @BluebellaElliot: Isn't that technically an animal product, though? I'm partly joking, but I'm also kind of serious. As a vegan, where do you draw the line? Is breastfeeding ok?
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    12/03/08

    @FourInchHeels: Yeah I guess it is an animal product in a way, but I'm quite certain my SO doesn't mind me ahh milking it from him. And yes, for me, breastfeeding is absolutely okay. It's breastmilk from another species that I'm not terribly keen on. I'm not trying to sound elitist or whatever, my problem isn't with eating meat and animal products, my beef (heh) is with the meat/dairy/egg industry.
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    12/03/08

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    uhm...the posts on the cookbook link (LuLu) are crazy funny....one dude bought semen from a Pig Farm for use in the recipes.


    Pig Jizz......DELICIOUS!!!! *ack*

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    12/03/08

    @Scout: Well fuck me. A food thread chases me away from Jez for today.


    I never in a million years thought that could happen. It's a good thing, what with having to grocery shop later (bonus, with ZERO appetite ever again) and all.

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    12/03/08

    @Scout: I know a grad who had to harvest pig semen for research. Do. not. want.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    12/03/08

    @Scout: If they wanted pig jizz they should've just asked my ex!


    Ba dum bah!

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    12/03/08

    @labeled: The New Semen Cookbook Diet: One Read and You'll Lose 2 lbs


    @Brigit : oooooh Harvest Moon.... (lame, I know)


    @hatepaperdoll : Is there a 2-drink minimum tonight?

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