FYI, drinking honey will not make you hard.
12:16am, May 11. NBC.
Fresh on the heels of our testicle festival feast, comes news of yet another horrifying cookbook, Natural Harvest — A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. From jizzed-upon oysters to splooge-tinged drinks — and a tip for making one's own (rather small) semen omelete — author Paul "Fotie" Pfotenhauer totally goes there.