Stoned-Looking Owl Not Sure You Noticed It's Totally Greening Out
This owl is not high on the marijuana. But if it was, it would totally be wondering if you were even aware of the agonizing internal hell thrashing about in his head. No, right? Be cool, owl. Be cool.
It's Time to Stare at Adorable Owl Chicks Soaking Up the Sun
What, you have something better to do? Because you don't. Even if you're in the middle of open heart surgery (as patient or doctor), please take a minute to take in the slideshow of cuteness. Ugh, my heart! It can't take it. Why are all the owls not living in my hair? I've specifically made it nest-like to attract…
This Cat and Owl are Best Friends Forever (Until One of Them Decides to Eat the Other)
This cat and owl are Best Friends Forever (until one of them decides to eat the other one). This video is so cute and great, and the soundtrack has me chair dancing (NEVER STAND UP TO DANCE WHEN A CHAIR WILL DO), but the fact remains: Who do you think will do the mudering and who will be the murderer? Something this…
This Owl Is Totally Judging You For Whatever You Did Saturday Night
Whatever you did (or didn't do, loser) on Saturday night is making this owl give you the stink eye because owls, as a well-known scientific fact, are extremely prudish, judgmental creatures that just think they're so fucking smart. Remember Owl, from the Hundred Acre Wood? He was a supercilious asshole. I mean, we…
Hundreds of Pet Owls Abandoned by Overly-Literal Harry Potter Fans
Remember when you got that pet fox after seeing The Fox and the Hound and loved it so much until it made a habit of pooping in your shoes and sitting on your chest like an incubus while you slept, weighing a death strike at your vulnerable throat against the prospect of more dry cat food, and the day finally came when…
Dancing Owls Just Don't Give A Hoot
From Russia, with love: two owls dance to the beat of a song we seem to recall from the 1990s.
There's Something Familiar About Callista Gingrich
At first we looked at Callista Gingrich, profiled in Politico today, and saw Cindy McCain. Monochrome-blonde wives of Republican presidential hopefuls who ditched their previous spouse(s)? Sure! But upon further inspection, Gingrich's countenance really resembles someone — something? — else.
Owls In Danger, Thanks To Magic & Harry Potter
In India, owl parts — feathers, claws and bones — are often used in healing rituals. Combine this with the popularity of Harry's owl, Hedwig, and the country has a big problem with illegal owl trade and smuggling.
Owl Puppet Used To Feed Owl Chicks
After Britain's Hawk Conservancy Trust rescued three tawny owl chicks whose nest was accidentally destroyed, workers created a "Super Mum" owl puppet to feed them so they won't rely on humans and can be released into the wild. [Daily Mail]
Owl Won't Fly Because He's Scared Of Heights
Troy the owl was raised by humans and now he won't fly higher than 5'10", the exact height of his handler. Trainers at Britain's Hawk Conservancy Trust are climbing trees with Troy to help him "realize he's a bird." [Telegraph]
Who? Who? Sounds More Like Tweet Tweet
Six words: Live baby owl cam with audio! (Thanks, tipster!) [Sportsmans Paradise]

