Shia LaBeouf Is No Longer Famous!

Retirement has not agreed with Even Stevens star Shia LaBeouf, who announced his exit from the world of arts and culture only two weeks ago due to completely valid and well-grounded criticism of his plagiarism and general skulduggery what he perceived to be vicious attacks on his artistic integrity. LaBeouf will soon… » 2/01/14 11:30am 2/01/14 11:30am

Beyoncé Hair Update: The Pixie Is Out and The Bob Is In

Just one week after chopping off all her hair and giving everyone — even straight dudes! Even my dad! — an arrhythmia, Beyoncé's back on the extensions. The Pixie has disappeared in favor of an asymmetrical blond Bobyoncé (with the help of extensions, obviously), which she wore out to dinner in Miami with Jay Z. He… » 8/16/13 9:00am 8/16/13 9:00am

OMFG Beyoncé Just Cut Off All Her Hair.

Holy motherfuckin' cow. Beyoncé posted her NEW BLONDE PIXIE CUT on Instagram late last night, while we were all sleeping or making fierce, yet tender love or watching the last episode of Frasier — and the Internet has become a house divided. » 8/08/13 9:00am 8/08/13 9:00am

Jennifer Aniston's Stripper Diet: Kale, Kale and More Kale

"I did eat that day," Jennfer Aniston has qualified (verbatim) about her stripper scene in upcoming movie We're the Millers, as if consuming necessary sustenance within a 24-hour period is a magnificent, shocking truth. » 7/30/13 9:00am 7/30/13 9:00am

Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of …

Good thing you didn't hold your breath waiting for the sequel to the 2001 comedy Zoolander, or else we'd be saying your eugoogly right now (sorry). But Zoolander 2 is coming around the bend now, I guess, featuring the return of Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as male models Derek (who actually resurfaced recently at The… » 10/18/12 9:00am 10/18/12 9:00am

Rumor: Katy Perry and Rihanna Are Crotch-Game Playing Lesbians

I woke up this morning to a very enlightening article in my inbox about how Katy Perry and Rihanna continued their "alleged gay affair" at the VMAs. They did? Guys, how could we have missed it? They were so obvious. For instance, they clapped for each other with the back of their hands on the other's thigh whenever… » 9/12/12 9:00am 9/12/12 9:00am

Mila Kunis Begs Macaulay Culkin to Go to Rehab from Ashton Kutcher Sex…

The systematic destruction of Kevin McAllister rolls cruelly on: Everyone knows that the second most irrefutable fact of the world, immediately below "water is wet," is that there is almost nothing worse than receiving a concerned phone call from an ex, as well-intentioned as they may be. Raise to the tenth power when… » 8/17/12 9:00am 8/17/12 9:00am

Intern Comedies Are So Hot Right Now

While it's a terrible time to be an intern, it's great time to make movies about them: Two intern-related comedies are going into production in the next year. The first, titled The Intern, will be written by — break out the white wine and billowy button-downs — Nancy Meyers and starring Tina Fey as the head of a… » 4/16/12 6:20pm 4/16/12 6:20pm

Why Aren't We Talking About Owen Wilson's Suicide Attempt?

In 2007, Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide. And yet somehow we are not constantly reminded of his psychological problems. Let's examine this oversight. » 2/25/11 2:00pm 2/25/11 2:00pm

Kim Kardashian Speaks Out Against Teen Pregnancy

Kanye West Has A Better Sense Of Humor Than Britney Spears

On Friday, Kanye poked fun at Spears by lampooning his infamous Taylor Swift-interrupting rant on Twitter. Britney Spears camp did not find that funny at all, no sir. Kanye later deleted the Tweet. WHY CAN'T WE LET KANYE BE GREAT? » 1/16/11 10:30am 1/16/11 10:30am

Black Swan Not Perfect Enough to Satisfy Critic's Choicers

Marion Cotillard Is Pregnant

John Travolta Went on an All-Dude Ski and Spa Trip—With His Wife (?!)

Zoolander Sequel Really, Really, Really Happening

Gimmick-Free RomCom Gives Us Some Hope

Well, here's something that doesn't look like it sucks: the trailer for Reese Witherspoon's new movie, How Do You Know, in which she plays a professional softball player torn between Paul Rudd and Owen Wilson. » 8/13/10 4:04pm 8/13/10 4:04pm