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NASA Chooses Four New Lady Astronauts to Menstruate in Outer Space

JUST KIDDING I'M OBVIOUSLY JUST KIDDING. Although I'm sure there's some dumb dude in some backyard somewhere meat-chortling about zomg what happens when they all get their periods in null gravity and their synced-up cycles pull all of Jupiter's moons out of whack you can't drive a spaceship when there's melted Dove… » 6/17/13 7:00pm 6/17/13 7:00pm

No One Can Hear You Cry from Space (Because You Physically Cannot Cry…

There are few things in life that can be as cathartic as a good cry, especially in high-pressure or overwhelming situations. Fighting with your significant other? Cry it out. Catch a Google Chrome commercial on TV? Let them tears go. Have to say goodbye to your daughter Liv Tyler before manually detonating a bomb in… » 1/15/13 1:10pm 1/15/13 1:10pm