Courtney Love said some kind of amazing shit about basically everything that has been going on except Syria.

Drew Barrymore announced on Oprah that she's donating $1 million to the World Food Programme. "I have seen with my own eyes what a difference a simple cup of nutritious porridge can make in a child's life," Drew said. We love Drew for this, but she always sounds a little dippy. • Michelle Williams' dad, Larry, who is…

• A reporter from Us magazine tried to interview Scarlett Johansson after her appearance on the Today show, but Scarlett was all, "You have got to be kidding me after that [plastic surgery] cover you did." Oh, snap! [Gatecrasher]
  
• Christina Aguilera on son Max: "When he's breast-feeding, I just sit there and stare at…

• Paris Hilton is heading to Rwanda in November. "There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help," Hilton says. [E!]
  
• But until she gets there she'll be dancing on banquettes with her Swedish boy toy — they hit three parties in New York on Monday. […

• Britney Spears is not the only one in family court: The Charlie Sheen vs. Denise Richards custody battle is so on. Denise says Charlie exhibits "inappropriate conduct," including "attraction to underage women and sexual explicitness on the Internet, including revealing his private parts." Charlie says Denise "behaves…