Heartbreak City: Blind Man and Dog Who Saved Him Might Be Separated…

Yesterday morning, 61-year-old blind man Cecil Williams fainted and fell into the tracks at a Harlem subway station. His guide dog Orlando acted quickly, barking to alert others about Williams' fall and then hopping down to try and help him. Unfortunately, a train came quickly and Williams had to hold Orlando closely… » 12/18/13 12:00am 12/18/13 12:00am

Disney to Finally Serve Booze at the Magic Kingdom in Orlando

One of the last booze-peddling holdouts in the theme park racket, Disney World's Magic Kingdom in Orlando, will now start offering beer and wine for the first time in its 41-year history, but only at the Beauty and the Beast-themed Be Our Guest restaurant set to open this November as part of the much-anticipated… » 9/19/12 10:30am 9/19/12 10:30am

Bumbling TSA Agent Accidentally Spills Grandpa's Ashes All Over Airport…

At this point, it's beginning to seem like the TSA needs to create a new agency—the Dignity Protection Administration—whose sole job is just to stand next to TSA agents and make sure they don't do anything dumb. One thing that the DPA could do, for instance, is prevent TSA agents from opening jars containing people's… » 6/27/12 9:30am 6/27/12 9:30am

Felicity Huffman and Marge Simpson Share an Awkward Moment

ORLANDO, FL - APRIL 01: 'Desperate Housewives' star Felicity Huffman was hosted at Universal Orlando Resort, where she encountered another famous TV housewife - Marge Simpson on April 1, 2012 in Orlando, Florida. After an enthusiastic greeting, the award-winning actress encountered the rest of America's favorite… » 4/02/12 10:30pm 4/02/12 10:30pm

Barack Obama Would Rather Be Shooting Dunks And Fathering Illegitimate…

In a telling interview with the erudite Philadelphia radio program The Angelo Cataldi Show, Barack Obama said he would rather be Dr. J than president. (Hillary Clinton, meanwhile, gave some speech comparing herself to Rocky Balboa while wearing a fuchsia blazer.) Feminist hero Heidi Montag of The Hills announced her… » 4/02/08 10:00am 4/02/08 10:00am