Oreo is debuting a thinner Oreo. It has a good chunk of the filling squeezed out, and a much more slender, crispier cookie aspect. The new, skinny Oreo! blare a thousand headlines. But why are we shaming ordinary, beautiful, perfectly delicious Oreos? We’re so serious about this. This is a serious post. Please share…
Look: I am an adult. Very much an adult: 30 is bearing down upon me, I have various kinds of debt, the filling on my back molar is doing something fucked up, my knee hurts a good chunk of the time. But when it comes to sugar, and things with sugar in them, I am a child. A damn child. A joyous, gleeful little person,…
An Aurora, Colorado mother named mother named Leeza Pearson packed Oreos as part of her daughter’s lunch and says she was subsequently “shamed” by school administrators. Apparently the teachers confiscated the cookies like they were heroin balloons and sent the child home with a stern note.
A new study has confirmed what most of us already knew: Oreos aren't just super delicious, they're fucking addictive.
And it's even more appetizing than you'd think! The "Triple Oreo" will feature three chocolate cookies, a layer of vanilla filling, and — wait for it — a layer of chocolate filling. No word on when they'll be available in your local grocery store, but your nose always knows when these things happen.
Yesterday, at a bakery which shall remain nameless, I witnessed perhaps the most sinister pastry ever. No, your eyes do not deceive you: That's indeed a diner-style "scone" studded with Oreos. It practically glowers, angered by its own existence.
A truck loaded with 14 tons of Double-Stuff Oreos overturned this morning on Interstate 80 near Morris, Illinois. The driver fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median, sending cookies all over the highway. Two lanes of traffic remain closed as authorities clean up the spill. The job would probably go a lot…
