Practice Eating Pussy by Licking Your Phone's Filthy Screen

As Superbad star and Oscar nominee Jonah Hill once said in one of his most criminally underrated performances: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. You probably don't want them to think you're bad at eating it, either. Problem is, for people who have never attempted performing oral sex on a… » 3/06/14 6:10pm 3/06/14 6:10pm

Miley Cyrus Gives 'Bill Clinton' a Blow Job on Bangerz Tour

As previously mentioned, Miley Cyrus's Bangerz tour features a few disquieting visuals. The 21-year-old singer rubs her crotch, rides a hot dog, and wears a leotard covered in pot leaves. And: In one Americana-themed segment of the program, she kneels in front of a gentleman clad in a tuxedo and a Bill Clinton mask,… » 2/17/14 11:00am 2/17/14 11:00am

Virginia Republican Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex

In a move that's sure to be wildly popular among The Youths, Virginia's Republican Gubernatorial nominee Ken Cuccinelli II had made outlawing oral and anal sex a part of his campaign platform. What's got two thumbs and hates blowjobs? That guy! (awkwardly gesticulates with thumbs in vague direction of Virginia) » 7/17/13 5:00pm 7/17/13 5:00pm

Oral Sex Apparently an Old Jedi Mind Trick to Ensure Women’s Fidelity

A sexy new sex study in the scintillating legitimate science field of (wait for it) evolutionary psychology has set out to answer a single question that has confounded all but the most emotional confident libertines: wtf is the procreational point of oral sex? It doesn’t directly satisfy humans’ biological imperative… » 6/22/13 12:30pm 6/22/13 12:30pm

Cunnilingus, Cancer, Michael Douglas and You

Michael Douglas recently outed himself as a dangerously prolific cunnilinguist when he claimed that his epic oral sex prowess, not his years of smoking and drinking, were to blame for his recent battle with stage four throat cancer. We interviewed doctors to set the HPV record straight before Douglas becomes the new… » 6/03/13 2:15pm 6/03/13 2:15pm

Teens Blowing Each Other Much Less Than We'd Feared

Scintillating new data on the habits of horny heterosexual teens today, as the CDC has released the results of a survey detailing the oral sex habits of America's children — after all, they are the future. And despite rumors of rainbow parties and color coded Silly Bandz, this country's young women are actually… » 8/16/12 10:55am 8/16/12 10:55am

Puerile Blogger Dan Riehl Finds a Way to Make Breitbart.com Even Ickier

Have you heard of this charming gentleman named Dan Riehl? If you haven't, let me have the honor of pointing him out to you — he's the blogger for Breitbart.com who recently fired off a series of misogynistic tweets apparently insinuating that Salon editor Joan Walsh perform oral sex on him instead of speaking, and… » 5/27/12 1:30pm 5/27/12 1:30pm

Have Men Really Stopped Liking Blowjobs?

Have blowjobs gone the way of the dodo? According to Geoff Dyer in Esquire, they pretty much have. Dyer claims that heterosexual fellatio has become the erotic equivalent of the leisure suit, peaking in popularity in the 1970s "when the culture was bigging up the blowjob." Now, he reports, guys just want to go down: "I… » 3/30/12 5:30pm 3/30/12 5:30pm

Education-Minded Teen Girls Say Blow Jobs Are Like Homework

There's been a ton of hysteria about all the blowjobs teenagers are allegedly giving and getting these days, but relatively little talk about how teen girls actually feel about giving head. Now a group of researchers has decided to ask them, and the results are kind of disturbing — turns out that for some girls, oral… » 1/18/12 2:25pm 1/18/12 2:25pm

Teenage Girl's Oral Sex History Apparently Relevant To Her Alleged…

Rape shield laws are supposed to protect victims from defense attorneys who would otherwise try to pry into their pasts. But when a 38-year-old man was accused of having oral sex with a 15-year-old girl, those laws broke down — an Arizona court ruled that his defense could use the information that she'd performed oral… » 12/29/11 5:15pm 12/29/11 5:15pm

Couple Enjoys Sex In The Backseat ... Of A Cop Car

After a couple was arrested at a Texas Whataburger, an officer put them into the back of his car and started driving to the police station. On the way he noticed he couldn't see the woman anymore. When he stopped to investigate he discovered that while handcuffed, she'd managed to unzip the man's pants and perform oral … » 11/17/11 10:10am 11/17/11 10:10am

A Girl's Guide To Guy-On-Guy Sex: Everything But The Butt

Last week, in response to a widely-publicized survey, I cleared up some common misconceptions about dude-in-dude Gay Butt Sex. (Heretofore referred to as GBS.) That was just the tip of the brown iceberg. Today we're going to delve into some other aspects of the carnal canon. » 11/04/11 3:00pm 11/04/11 3:00pm

Flight Attendant Photographed Performing Alleged Mid-Flight Oral Sex…

A series of pixellated, blurry photos that show a woman in a flight attendant's uniform performing mid-flight oral sex on a pilot have prompted a full investigation by the woman's employer. After that airplane themed verse in N.E.R.D's "Lapdance," it was really only a matter of time. In fact, I'm surprised it didn't… » 8/07/11 11:29am 8/07/11 11:29am