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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/04/09

    In reply to Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines
    "David Lynch is directing the next Marion Cotillard Dior handbag ad."

    ....... WHAT?????
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    12/04/09

    In reply to Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines
    I was about to say something like "I really wish I look as good as Julia by the time I'm fortysomething," then I realized, (*sigh*) I wish I looked like Julia Roberts now.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm happy with my appearance and all but shit... girl's got perfect skin.
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    Image of RiloKilo RiloKilo
    12/04/09

    @JessickerFletcher: Well, that's what her hi-def makeup would like you to believe :P
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment RiloKilo was starred RiloKilo was unstarred
    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    12/04/09

    @RiloKilo: WITCHCRAFT!
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    JessickerFletcher was starred JessickerFletcher was unstarred
    Image of RiloKilo RiloKilo
    12/04/09

    @JessickerFletcher: Hahaha, I know, right? But... still... where can I get some?
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    RiloKilo was starred RiloKilo was unstarred
    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    12/04/09

    In reply to Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines
    I am SO onboard with Julia becoming the "face" of a cosmetics campaign.
    Linda Evangelista, bonus for 400 Alex.
    Un-airbrushed gorgeous 40+ ladies, yay! More please.
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    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    12/04/09

    In reply to Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines
    Sephora vending machines in actual stores seems like a slightly odd choice, but if they put them in ladies' loos, I would be on that like it was cake. It would be so brilliant to do the baleful old I-look-like-death glance in the bathroom mirror, and then just nip over and get a little good-quality blush or a fresh mascara. It would sell like the dickens.
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    12/04/09

    @A Small Turnip: And speaking of Sephora, does anyone else miss the Sephora Spy reports we used to get here on Jezebel? The inside gossip was always interesting, but even more than that, I learned so damn much about good makeup and skincare in the ensuing discussions.
     Reply
    A Small Turnip was starred A Small Turnip was unstarred
    Image of Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
    12/04/09

    @A Small Turnip: I miss the entire Adventures in Retail series. It is actually how I discovered Jezebel in the first place. Ah, memories...
     Reply
    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana was starred Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    12/04/09

    In reply to Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines
    Somehow these items read like my train of thought when really truly baked - Julia Roberts is so pretty... like that lady's bracelet. Think she'll give it to me if I ask. Oh my god, you know what would be hilarious, if like David Lynch directed a fashion commercial. God I'm hungry, is there a vending machine around here? Dude, vending machines should totally sell makeup. Then I could like get a twinkie and a fuckin lipgloss at THE SAME TIME. I'm a genius. You know what's awesome? Horses. And dancing. People should like dance. On horses. Like a horse ballet. Does that exist? It should because that would be awesome. You know what's really sad? Oprah. Dude... where are my cheetos?
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    futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/04/09

    @futuremouse: This train of thought was pure win. It made me smile.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    12/04/09

    @futuremouse: I nominate this for comment of the day. For serious.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/04/09

    In reply to Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines
    Okay, but then how do I get the Sephora products back into the vending machine once I've stuck my grimy fingers in every single container, contracted pink eye, and made myself up to look like Harvey Dent's epileptic, washed-up drag queen cousin, hmm? These are the practical questions, people.
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    andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    12/04/09

    In reply to Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines
    I want to see Andre Leon Talley's equestrian costume, please.
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    PaintedTrollop was starred PaintedTrollop was unstarred
    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    12/04/09

    @PaintedTrollop: That quote is gold. He is so much more glamorous than I would be in my refusal to put on a leotard and dance in public. "How about....how about I ride instead? Kind of like a dance, right?"
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    12/04/09

    @LaFemme: I have a really perverse version of Equus, starring ALT swimming around in my brain.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    Love him or hate him, I admire Eminem's take on addiction. He's not glorifying it, he's not bragging about it, he's not blaming anyone for it. He's owning it.
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    kookla was starred kookla was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    I love how when Britney & Madonna & Christina kissed it was considered hot and sensational. Yet when Adam Lambert kisses a man it's disgusting and oh my god, think of the children!
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    Eleanor Ramilly was starred Eleanor Ramilly was unstarred
    Image of Facebones Facebones
    12/03/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Well, if Madge had jammed Britney's face in her crotch, I'm sure we'd would have heard a little more outrage/
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    Eleanor Ramilly approved this comment Facebones was starred Facebones was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/03/09

    @Facebones: 2:20- that is on ABC.
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    Eleanor Ramilly was starred Eleanor Ramilly was unstarred
    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    OK, the People article about Steve Keaton said he last saw Meredith in July at a Family Ties reunion dinner. When is the next one and can I go?
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    EdnasEdibles was starred EdnasEdibles was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    So, Tom. May I call you Tom? Thanks. My future husband is perfect, just as he is.

    Step off.
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    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    Yes, Tina Fey. Free towels rock.
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    TheFormerJuneBronson was starred TheFormerJuneBronson was unstarred
    Image of DorothyZbornak DorothyZbornak
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    You know, it's nice to hear such rational, real things come out of Eminem's mouth. He always acted like such a jackass, posturing and putting on a show, so it's really nice to hear him being so honest and, I dunno, respectful.
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    DorothyZbornak was starred DorothyZbornak was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/03/09

    @DorothyZbornak: Maybe it was the Vicodin talking.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    12/03/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I dunno, in my experience vicodin has a pretty limited vocabulary, starting with "so what?" and ending with "la la la, who cares, where's my cigarettes?"
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/03/09

    @margareita metermaid: Which sort of corresponds with his behavior before rehab!
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    as much as simon le bon broke my teenage heart by getting married, at least he married a gorgeous and tough lady who would probably do the exact same thing i would do if i was married to him. i mean, 20 years of seeing the band perform...it's not like she can sit there with a straight face and say "baby, it was sooo awesome" every. single. time.
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    rednrowdy was starred rednrowdy was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    Tom corrects: "I told him he was fat."

    You and me, Ford, outside! You don't say that of Mr Darcy and get away with it.
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    Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of napalmnacey is an angry feminist napalmnacey is an angry feminist
    12/03/09

    @Ailatan: Abso-fuckin'-lutely!
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    Ailatan promoted this comment napalmnacey is an angry feminist was starred napalmnacey is an angry feminist was unstarred
    Image of immaculate.gaenor immaculate.gaenor
    12/03/09

    @Ailatan: I was just coming here to say that angrily! Mr. Darcy is not fat! He's healthy and robust and he goes swimming at Pemberley and fencing in town and and...YOU SUCK!
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    Ailatan promoted this comment immaculate.gaenor was starred immaculate.gaenor was unstarred
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