Lindsay Lohan Finally Admits to Relapsing

Yes, Lindsay Lohan's flakiness, pathological tardiness, and refusal to adhere to a shooting schedule—all of which have become the meat of her docu-series—makes her look totally unprofessional and a risky hire for potential producers. But the real reason why Lindsay is the final nail in the coffin of her career is that … » 4/07/14 1:20pm 4/07/14 1:20pm

Lindsay Lohan Expertly Avoids Talking About Her Fuck List on Ellen

Lindsay will be on The Ellen Degeneres Show on March 31, but clips of the entire interview were already released online. In it, the actress—who wore a sleeveless top despite some painful-looking large bruises and welts on her arms—talks about her current relationship with Oprah, which appeared strained on the most… » 3/28/14 12:40pm 3/28/14 12:40pm

Watch Oprah Bitch About Being Fed Up With Lindsay Lohan

A brilliant move by the documentary team behind Lindsay is that they filmed Oprah's reaction as she got briefed on the progress of the docu-series. The news was not good: Lindsay was being difficult, refusing to film and holding the entire production hostage. Oprah sucked on her cheeks before saying she would rather… » 3/24/14 10:30am 3/24/14 10:30am

This Weekend's Oprah Prime Episode Is All About Being Sexy and Old

Oprah has reworked/rebranded/renamed her series Oprah's Next Chapter, the show where she sits in a room and gabs with some of her nearest, dearest, wealthiest and most beautiful friends. Now it's called Oprah Prime and this Sunday's episode is dedicated to "aging gracefully." » 3/14/14 10:40am 3/14/14 10:40am

The 12 Steps of Watching Lindsay Lohan's Chaotic New Reality Show

Lindsay was supposed to be her redemption song, but it's unlikely that Lindsay Lohan can carry the tune. It was apparent very early on in last night's premiere of the OWN docu-series—particularly when she was shown ditching her AA meetings within days of leaving her sixth stint in rehab—that Lindsay is not doing her… » 3/10/14 4:30pm 3/10/14 4:30pm

Philandering Old Man Thurston Moore Calls Jezebel 'Gender Fascism'

Thurston Moore unabashedly admitted to cheating on ex-wife Kim Gordon for years in a recent magazine interview, so we called him "a dick." He has since taken to Facebook to lecture us on class and morality. Please respond with appropriate reaction gifs. » 3/07/14 12:40pm 3/07/14 12:40pm

Woman Can't Have Kids After Gastric Bypass, Still Happy to Be Thin

A woman named Jill Strasburg appeared on Oprah in 2005 to confront her fat-phobic father for being a giant garbagey dickweed rather insensitive about her weight. She was the youngest of his children, her father, Kirk, explained, and always the fattest. She was always chubby, always bigger. Childhood photos reveal a… » 1/31/14 4:00pm 1/31/14 4:00pm

The $296,133 Christmas: A Financial Tally of Celebrity Gift Guides

In the business of taste-making, holiday gift guides provide an important moment for celebrities with lifestyle brands to communicate their style. But given that celebrities tend to be super rich, are they really the best people to turn to when it comes to shopping lists? How in tune are they with their target demos?… » 12/20/13 4:15pm 12/20/13 4:15pm

Nigella Allegedly Turns to Oprah for Requisite Image-Rehab Interview

The trial of Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi versus their assistants is the stuff that people who love watching Court TV live for, which is why the Daily Mirror's live updates on the court case are so enrapturing. The latest update asserts old rumors that Lawson will be rehabbing her image by sitting in a beige… » 12/11/13 3:30pm 12/11/13 3:30pm