The Weirdest Moments from the Sochi Olympics Opening Ceremony

Along with the fantastic feats of athleticism, the Olympics are always a veritable festival of drama and weirdness. And while Sochi has taken this reality and really run with it in the lead-up to their Winter Games, the Opening Ceremony also delivered on Russian-style kitsch and awkwardness. Observe, below, pictures of … » 2/07/14 5:00pm 2/07/14 5:00pm

Yoko Ono's Makeup Advice for Men is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day

Yoko Ono's delightful men's wear collection for the boutique Opening Ceremony is the retail collaboration that keeps on giving. Here, the artist gives makeup advice to men. Ono recommends one daytime and one evening look; the former revolves around rainbows, the latter, sparkles. The look for dawn is actually a set of … » 3/19/13 5:05pm 3/19/13 5:05pm

Yoko Ono Would Like to Sell You a Light-Up Bra for Men and Pants With…

Yoko Ono's men's clothing line hit the Internet today. Many words come to mind. Conservative. Wearable. Classic. The kind of clothes a man can wear and feel good in while making a presentation to a new client in the boardroom, or on the 6:20 train home to Greenwich. » 11/28/12 3:40pm 11/28/12 3:40pm

As you can see, the line includes a lot of…

Queen Elizabeth Parachutes into the Olympics and the World Giggles…

If somebody took a time machine back to 1946 and told King George VI that one day his daughter would take part in a stunt that made it appear as if she was jumping out of a helicopter and that this would be hailed in the media as a turning point in the British monarchy's uphill effort to rebrand itself as "hip," he would … » 7/29/12 4:30pm 7/29/12 4:30pm

Opening Ceremony Hacked, Customer Credit Card Data Compromised for…

This is not good: über-cool hipster-y fashion chain Opening Ceremony's online boutique was hacked on February 16th, and the company didn't notice the malicious code until more than a month later, on March 21st. And even though it seems that the hackers "may have accessed the names, addresses, and credit card information » 5/09/12 2:00pm 5/09/12 2:00pm

Katie Holmes, Face Of Ann Taylor, Coming To A Billboard Near You

12-Year-Old Designer Is Proof Our Culture Has Gone Very, Very Wrong

  • Precocious-in-the-bad-way tween "designer" Cecilia Cassini, who sells $500 dresses, says she took "like, three" sewing classes, but quit because her teacher was "like, rude." We have a feeling one day soon Cassini will be horribly embarrassed of all this.
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