How lovely it’s been to focus on news unrelated to the 2016 presidential election — a fine respite from that tugging urge to run howling into the sea. But alas, it’s time to say goodbye to the 2016 Summer Olympics. We offer you this space for closing ceremony conviviality, commiseration, and whatever else may be…
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Oh, did you think we’d make it through July the Fourth without one single Hamilton post? Never fear my, babies. For here are the Schuyler Sisters, in the middle of their Tony Awards performance, reminding you to work — whatever that may mean for you tonight (I hope it’s figurative).
Can you handle it? We cannot. WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH JON SNOW? Discuss below, try not to freak out too much and we’ll do the same.
The Republican debates have never been fun—not even a little bit, not for a moment. But, for me at least, they were comforting, like watching all your terrible uncles get drunk in your basement and see who could eat a sandwich in the fewest number of bites.
Greetings, it’s been a minute since we’ve all gathered to willingly and enthusiastically allow Shonda Rhimes to manipulate our feelings and heart rates.
Hello Jezzies! Today is my last SNS with you lovely people, as I must now board my spaceship and journey back to my home planet. It has been a BLAST hosting this open thread for the past 9 months and I shall miss spending my nights and weekends reporting all the juicy news.
Only the great Mimi (Mariah Carey) would use a snowstorm as a reason to have another Christmas celebration. It hasn’t even been a month since we had the holiday and the self-proclaimed Queen of Christmas is over here with a tree and presents underneath.
“Funny” hoverboard videos are more and more common these days, but this particular one is new.
Gather ‘round everyone, it’s the first Republican presidential debate of 2016! Taking place in Charleston, South Carolina, this debate — the SIXTH one we’ve had to endure — will feature the lowest amount of candidates on the stage thus far. Since Carly Fiorina and Rand Paul were bumped down to the earlier undercard…
Tonight President Obama gives his final State of the Union address. Which Obama will we get? Inspirational Obama, frustrated Obama, or IDGAF Obama? Hopefully the latter. And judging by Obama’s social media previews, it will likely be IDGAF Obama:
Broad City’s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer appeared on The Tonight Show to play a fun little game called “Spin the Microphone” with Jimmy Fallon and Tyler Perry. It’s similar to “Spin the Bottle,” but instead of someone having to french Tyler Perry, the person the mic lands on has to sing a random popular song.
For people in need of some sort of New Year’s cleanse but don’t want to resort to drinking liquified twigs, here’s one you might want to try out. It’s a cleanse consisting entirely of eating tacos.
It’s a whole new year! AND A WHOLE NEW YOU! Just kidding, we are ever-trapped in the deadening vortex of our deep unchangeability, but, do you have any resolutions? Any non-resolution resolutions? How is this year going to be different for you? Let it all hang out in the comments.
As we hang our fedora hats up and say “Bye Felicia” to 2015, let’s all gather ‘round and whisper our best regrets, most questionable fashion choices, favorite memes and the names of the new enemies we’ve made this year.
Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope your day has been filled with only a minuscule amount of vomiting, screaming and other kinds of embarrassments. Use this thread to report on how well your aforementioned pranks performed, which of your relatives shamed your entirely family and other wonderful things that happened this…
Happy night before Christmas, everyone! Gather ‘round this thread to discuss what pranks you’ll be playing on your relatives and friends, what holiday film classics your eyeballs will be enjoying this evening and what you hope will appear in your stocking tomorrow morning. I’m sure mine will be filled with copies of …
Channing Tatum made an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to promote his upcoming film, The Hateful Eight, as well as kick Fallon’s ass during a game of Egg Russian Roulette. I presumed this game involved some sort of Cool Hand Luke-inspired, egg-eating marathon, but it actually consists of each…
Lest you forget, Miley Cyrus has an incredible set of pipes. Here she is serenading us with a rendition of “Silent Night.”
The one thing you’ve never known you’ve always wanted actually exists, and is readily available on Etsy. Golden Girls-themed granny panties!