Saturday Night Social: This Is What I've Been Waiting For

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that I suck at telling jokes. If a joke is longer than two lines, I am bound to fuck it up. Honestly, it happens all the time—I get caught up in unnecessary embellishments, I'll make it to the penultimate line and then realize that I left out a detail that is absolutely… » 8/30/14 6:47pm Saturday 6:47pm

​Saturday Night Social: "Scully Likes Science"


Tonight we're killing two birds with one stone. We will be both dance partying AND appreciating X-Files' Dana Scully in one catchy supercut song. YouTuber Ryan English has a pretty fantastic collection of pop-culture mash-ups including this amazing Kickboxer-Kool & the Gang concoction that makes more sense than my… » 7/26/14 6:30pm 7/26/14 6:30pm

Sunday Night Sign-Off: What It Takes to Make a Pro/Crow Blush

Welcome to Sunday night. Kim Carnes turns 69 today, so let's pay tribute to everyone's 4th favorite end-of-the-night karaoke standard. It's behind "Black Velvet" but way in front of "Don't Stop Believin'." Is it strange that I want every single one of the outfits in this music video, especially Carnes' but also… » 7/20/14 6:40pm 7/20/14 6:40pm

Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch

Well, well, well. Our good friend/fantasy man Benedict Cumberbatch turns 38 today, so it's time to celebrate (as if people needed a reason to throw down in his honor). But WAIT. IT'S A DOUBLE WHAMMY—today is also 1/2 of Supernatural Jared Padalecki's birthday. And for some miraculous reason, Tumblr has not… » 7/19/14 6:30pm 7/19/14 6:30pm

Sunday Night Sign-Off: The Weirdest Undersea "Concert"

The Associated Press posted this footage of an underwater concert held in the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary today and I have no idea what any of these 59 seconds actually mean. If someone knows, please help me. My only explanation so far is Florida.

Also, congratulations to Germany for their nail biter of a… » 7/13/14 6:48pm 7/13/14 6:48pm

​Sunday Night Sign-Off: A Reading of Some Of James Franco's Poetry

Thank you for joining us this evening. Tonight, Jezebel.com will be offering some high brow artistic indulgences of the finest caliber. And now, excerpts of poetry from James Franco's collection Directing Herbert White, a continuation of Franco's focus on the essence of celebrity, and the blurring lines between… » 7/06/14 6:30pm 7/06/14 6:30pm

Your July 4th Open Thread: Happy Sweet Sixteen Malia Obama!

Happy Independence Day folks. Today is Malia Obama's 16th birthday! How American is that?! So Yanks and others who are celebrating with us: be safe tonight! Drink, grill, eat, and set off potentially illegal firecrackers, and celebrate the adoption of the Declaration of Independence/Will Smith's greatest movie to… » 7/04/14 5:00pm 7/04/14 5:00pm