Sunday Night Sign-Off: Operator Operator, Dial Her Back

Yesterday I went to karaoke (and killed it duh), but in my not-quite sober stupor, I thought it was a good idea to use the complimentary mouthwash provided in the bathroom. I mean it tasted fine to me, but it hit me this morning how weird it was to pour out mouthwash from one of those big bottles in an establishment… » 10/19/14 7:02pm Sunday 7:02pm

Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Tina Belcher

We did it, everyone! We've survived another Saturday. Hopefully, it's been a good one. For me, stomping around on Jezebel (read: sitting in my living room in pajamas) just like old times has been some of the most fun I've had in a while. And tonight we celebrate another paragon of fun: Tina Belcher. uhhhhhhhh. » 10/11/14 6:46pm 10/11/14 6:46pm

Saturday Night Social: There's a Stare about This Cat

I never know how to feel about cats. They're like the cool kids in the cafeteria—if they interact with me I am golden, but if they don't, I pretend that I don't care even though I do. Just a little. I don't want that life, I'm just saying they could appreciate mine for a moment. BUT NOPE THEY'RE CATS. TEAM BABY SEAL… » 9/13/14 6:40pm 9/13/14 6:40pm