Here's the Juicy Excerpt You're Dying to Read from Zayn Malik's AutobiographyClover Hope10/13/16 1:55pm612EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkZayn Malik is 23 years old, which means he’s only about 60 years removed from being an octogenarian, and less than 40 years away from being a SEXagenarian. He’s lived all the life he could possibly live and so it’s time to release a memoir. And we have a juicy excerpt. Here it is. Ready?