Serena Williams Made $12 Million Just from Playing Tennis This Year

Serena Williams racked up a staggering $12.6 million in prizes on the tennis court this year—the third most of any tennis player of any gender ever—and she says she thinks her best years are still to come. In other news, I had crackers for breakfast and I'm still wearing Sunday night's pajamas. » 10/29/13 4:40pm 10/29/13 4:40pm

Cosmo Latina Majorly Fails With 'Latin Style' 50 Shades of Grey Tips

For months, lazy publicists and writers have been riffing off 50 Shades of Grey mania by pitching everything and anything Grey related, from sex toys to ties to nail polish. Perhaps Cosmopolitan for Latinas' Ariel Nagi deserves props for managing to combine lazy with offensive in her post, "50 Shades of Grey Sex -… » 10/01/12 5:15pm 10/01/12 5:15pm

World's Worst Dating Website Asks Who You'd Want By Your Side During a 'Dark Night'-esque Tragedy

All hope for humanity is officially lost: Death and Taxes' Ned Hepburn received a press release from a dating website asking readers who they'd want by their side on a first date "IN THE EVENT OF A TRAGEDY LIKE THE DARK NIGHT MASSACRE." (Emphasis ours, out of emotional necessity.) » 8/01/12 2:20pm 8/01/12 2:20pm

Real Housewives’ Simon van Kempen Ejaculated on His Wife While She Gave Birth to Their Son

Back when they were still on The Real Housewives of New York City before getting fired, Alex McCord and her husband Simon van Kempen were always making people uncomfortable, whether it was because he was running around in a Speedo, or she was trying to model, or they both were saying something terribly cringe-y about… » 4/23/12 5:00pm 4/23/12 5:00pm