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Ke$ha, Desperate For Attention, Drinks Fake Blood Out Of Fake Heart…

Hey! Hey, guys! Hey, remember me? I'm Ke$ha! I have a dollar sign in my name! I wake up in the morning in a pile of garbage and my hands smell like buttcrack. I don't give a fuck. Ha ha! No fucks at all are given. I shit glitter and use Barbie doll heads as tampons and every morning I wake up and wash my mouth out… » 3/13/11 5:58pm 3/13/11 5:58pm