No One Knew Woman Was Dead for Four Years Because of Bill Auto-Pay

Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Police in Pontiac, Michigan have discovered the body of a woman in the garage of her home where experts say she's been lying dead for at least four years. All of her organs have decomposed, but her skin remains intact, essentially leaving her mummified. Those were the gruesome bits and…
Horrifying Moldy Tampon Story Will Haunt Your Nightmares
Here's a tale that will make you instinctively cross your legs at the ankles and do an involuntary Kegel — a woman who discovered that her unused Kotex tampons were covered in mysterious black spots was told by the manufacturer that she should cool her jets because the substance on her tampons was harmless bread mold.…
News Outlets Breathlessly Cover Royal Wedding Aftermath
I don't know if you heard, but a royal wedding happened. People got really into it.
Best Images Ever: Babies Learning To Swim Underwear
Have a case of the Mondays? We have the antidote: An adorable gallery from the Telegraph of babies learning how to swim. It gives a new meaning to the term "water wings." [Telegraph]
