Nation Shocked to Find Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez Remain Alive and Sexy After Divorce

A celebrity divorce usually goes something like this: one of them hires an expensive attorney who will yell at them for not having a prenup, files for divorce from their partner, takes a plane to Middle Earth, hops off and finds someone who can charter a helicopter, flies the helicopter to Mordor, drops their wedding… »10/29/15 6:30pm10/29/15 6:30pm


Taylor Swift Photo Op Cancelled After ‘Creepy’ 39-Year-Old Troll Wins

Boston's Kiss FM has cancelled a contest to get a picture backstage with Taylor Swift because the winner was a "creepy" 39-year-old man named Charles who intended to troll Swift after securing his victory with the help of 4chan, Reddit and spambot votes. Earlier this month, someone posted on behalf of ol' Chuck: »7/24/13 9:00am7/24/13 9:00am

Halle Berry Getting Pregnant-Married to Olivier Martinez This Weekend!

I really like this semi-secret surprise celeb wedding trend that seems to be picking up steam. Just live your life, man, you know? [McConaughey bongos.] Pregnant Halle Berry revealed today that she and manfriend Olivier Martinez will be nuptialing-the-fuck-out this weekend, despite her previous vows that she'd never… »7/10/13 8:15pm7/10/13 8:15pm

Halle Berry Is Pregnant Again, This Time With America's Hottest Male Fetus

After a tumultuous year of custody battles with her ex-husband Gabriel Aubry (the father of her 5-year-old daughter Nahla), Halle Berry, 46, has confirmed via her rep that she's pregnant again. She and fiancé Olivier Martinez—a.k.a. the outrageously hot French guy that Richard Gere graphically clocked over the head… »4/06/13 11:30am4/06/13 11:30am

Whoops, Jessica Simpson Accidentally Got Pregnant Again

In the immortal words of the classic holiday song: Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but Jessica Simpson is pregnant. It's been seven months and at least 109 headlines since the birth of Maxwell Drew and Simpson's subsequent public struggle to drop the baby weight/become a momshell/shed her human form/whatever… »11/28/12 9:00am11/28/12 9:00am

Chris Brown Deletes Twitter After Making Vile Retorts to Female Comedian

That thing called A Chris Brown that crawled out of the bottom of a septic tank in 1989 has deleted his Twitter after a particularly nasty showdown with a comedian named Jenny Johnson, which began like this. »11/26/12 9:00am11/26/12 9:00am

and visited UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles to discuss harvesting her eggs for a surrogate…

Lady Gaga Was Naked and Eating Leftovers When She Stumbled On Intruders In Her Garage

The champion eaters among us know that Thanksgiving is a marathon, not a sprint. Lady Gaga, who was staying at a house in Peru before her concert in Lima on Friday, was going for a fourthmeal of festive leftovers in the nude (I hear you, Gaga; the turkey sweats are real) when this happened, as she recounted on Twitter: »11/24/12 11:30am11/24/12 11:30am

Halle Berry’s Ex-Husband and Current Fiancé Come to Blows and Ruin Thanksgiving

Nobody's saying that your Thanksgiving wasn't riddled with awkward family moments, like when your uncle maybe announced that dinner was officially over by farting and shouting above the din of polite conversation, "Exeunt!" It's just that Halle Berry's Thanksgiving was probably way more awkward, and would be even if,… »11/23/12 10:45am11/23/12 10:45am

Booze, Drugs, & Sadness Send Heather Locklear to Hospital

Heather Locklear was rushed to hospital yesterday amid fears that a cocktail of pills and booze she'd taken could have killed her. Though it's unclear at this time if it was a deliberate suicide attempt, her sister was clearly worried enough to call the paramedics who, in turn, deemed it serious enough to take her to… »1/13/12 9:00am1/13/12 9:00am

Confirmed: Kim Kardashian Sexploded Kanye & Amber's Relationship

Are you sitting down? Do you use a bosu ball for posture? Well, you might want to hold onto the table because word is out that Kim Kardashian is a big ol' homewrecker. That's right, though there was plenty of talk about it at the time, Amber Rose has confirmed that her relationship with Kanye West went belly-up after… »1/04/12 9:00am1/04/12 9:00am