These Vintage National Enquirer Covers Are Hilarious
It's been a big week for The National Enquirer (the magazine that I once got sent home for reading at school). The publication broke the news that Ellen's house is possibly haunted and alerted faithful readers to a big secret that Jimmy Fallon doesn't want you to know (he loves his wife and child!). And if that wasn't…
Taste Test From Hell: We Cooked a Bunch of Gross Recipes From the '50s
Few things are more luridly delightful than midcentury food porn—fishy Jell-Os, mayonnaise frosting, all canned everything, foods ground up and then moulded into the shapes of other foods. If you've ever flipped through your grandma's post-war Betty Crocker cookbook, then you know what I'm grimacing about. These are…
Celebrity Diet Stories of 1929 Just as Depressing as Today's
As previously mentioned, back issues of Photoplay have been archived online. A quick flip through of the January 1929 issue revealed a piece that feels chillingly current: It warns that women are putting their lives at risk when they try to be as skinny as Hollywood stars. We've been talking about this shit for 84…
This Hideous Toy Commercial From the '70s Is More Like a Horror Movie
In 1971, a toy called Baby Laugh-a-Lot was unleashed unto the world, to strike fear into the hearts of unsuspecting humans and hypnotise innocent little girls. Once in her thrall, unspeakable evil comes to all who hear her terrifying cackle. Be afraid.
Your Morning Cry: Leonard Nimoy's Touching 1968 Advice Column Answers Teen Biracial Girl
While the William Shatner era of Star Trek isn't exactly the first thing that springs to mind as a predecessor of the "It Gets Better" anti-bullying movement, Buzzfeed's got an excerpt from the advice pages of a 1968 teen magazine called Fave displays Leonard Nimoy's sensitivity to the plight of one particular young…
Are You a Spermologer? Find Out With 18 Obsolete Words That Never Should Have Gone Out of Style
Just like facts and flies, English words have life-spans. Some are thousands of years old, from before English officially existed, others change, or are replaced or get ditched entirely.
Putting Your Baby in a Cage Used to Be Perfectly Acceptable
Inequality by (Interior) Design, a blog by sociologist Tristan Bridges, turned one-year-old last month and it is quickly becoming one of my favorites. In a recent post, Bridges featured a product that reminds us all why history is awesome: the "portable baby cage":
As I discussed in a , with industrialization came…Feminist Satire From 1915 Declares That Men Are Too Emotional To Vote
Yay for our foremothers (is that a word?) Alice Duer Miller! This baller piece of old-school Americana comes via @iRevolt. My favorite: "Because if men should adopt peaceable methods women will no longer look up to them." Zing.
What Ever Happened to Elsie Scheel, 1912's Perfect Woman Who 'Didn't Know Fear'?
Back in 1912, the New York Times declared Elsie Scheel the "perfect woman." Sure, she may have been a little bit of a dick about how perfect she was (a followup article in The Oregonian reported that "Miss Scheel feels that the average girl does too much of the wrong sort of thing - too many dances and not enough…
Very Phallic Vintage Ads Prove Agencies Were Thinking With Their Dicks
Copyranter posted seven phallic ads in his column on Buzzfeed, and each one is worse than the next. It would be nice to construct some in-depth commentary about visual literacy and subliminal messages, but all I can think is They knew what this looked like, right? And someone still gave it the green light? I mean,…
Vintage Towel Ads Reveal Our Changing Perceptions of Homoeroticism
We've posted before about how our changing collective awareness of homosexuality in the U.S. over the last several decades often leads us to see implicit (or even explicit) gay themes in vintage ads and photos that likely wouldn't have carried those connotations at the time. My colleague Gregory R. sent in a set of…
In 1993 Mila Kunis Was Stuck on Lisa Frank
This commercial was taped circa 1993, although 9-year-old Mila Kunis's enthusiasm is reminiscent of an earlier, more coked-up era: the Eighties. Mila will never forget the day she got stuck on Lisa Frank, you guys. A simpler time, before Jackie met Kelso. Awesome! Bee tee dubs, Lisa Frank is back, so all of your…

