Anna Karenina star Keira Knightley went topless for the December issue of Allure. Hey, Keira, do you have an eating disorder? There are all those rumors and everything.

Today in OKEY DOKEY, acquitted murder suspect and totally innocent kewl dood! all-around sociopathic piece of shit O.J. Simpson is reportedly attempting to sell the knife used in his wife's murder for $5 million. The knife—if it is the knife—was used in the brutal slayings of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson in…

While the National Enquirer isn't something I'd even wipe my ass with most of the time, these rumors might actually have some weight. Maybe. Possibly. Kris Jenner's well-known straying from the late Robert Kardashian included a dalliance with O.J. Simpson, one of Kardashian's most famous clients, in 1983. You guys…

A week ago we posted a story about Samantha Garvey, a 17-year-old student from Long Island and finalist in the Intel Science Talent Search. While we love a smart and driven teen girl around these parts, her story is extra interesting because she's homeless and has been living in a shelter with her parents and brother…

Should we feel bad for Kris Jenner, who claims Nicole Brown Simpson was her best friend, or roll our her eyes at her for mentioning her murdered friend to sell more copies of her memoir? We're not sure what to think, so we're adding "forcing us to address uncomfortable conundrums" to our list of strikes against the woman …

Earlier today, word spread via The Daily Mail that The Enquirer had reported that O.J. told Oprah he killed his wife and Ron Goldman. (The Enquirer hasn't put anything online.) Harpo, Oprah's company, is denying it.

In a newly-released document, O.J. Simpson's former lawyer F. Lee Bailey claims to have evidence O.J. isn't a murderer. Bailey writes that O.J. has "no history of resorting to raging violence to solve his emotional problems," ...aside from domestic violence.

This morning on Today, Kim, Kourtney and Khloe—while promoting their "sisterhood autobiography"/beauty and style advice book Kardashian Konfidential—said the worst part of "being famous for being famous" is not being recognized as the entrepreneurs they are.

• A spokesperson for Russell Brand and Katy Perry called the newlyweds "Mr. and Mrs. Brand." It all feels so different now.

• Oprah Winfrey, Sandra Bullock, and Meryl Streep will star in a comedy written and directed by Sex and the City's Michael Patrick King. The plot: Three ladies sip cosmos and swap sex puns behind-the-scenes at a home-shopping network.