This Week in Tabloids: O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Real Dad

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we sit at the dining room table of celebrity gossip and smile politely at all the horrible things that Us Weekly, Star, inTouch, Life & Style and OK! have to say. This week, O.J. Simpson is Khloe Kardashian's Father; Taylor Swift ate a salad at a gastropub; and Kim Kardashian… »11/27/13 3:55pm11/27/13 3:55pm

O.J. Simpson Might Be Selling His 'Murder Knife' for $5 Million

Today in OKEY DOKEY, acquitted murder suspect and totally innocent kewl dood! all-around sociopathic piece of shit O.J. Simpson is reportedly attempting to sell the knife used in his wife's murder for $5 million. The knife—if it is the knife—was used in the brutal slayings of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson in… »10/18/12 6:20pm10/18/12 6:20pm

There's A Microscopic Chance That O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Dad

While the National Enquirer isn't something I'd even wipe my ass with most of the time, these rumors might actually have some weight. Maybe. Possibly. Kris Jenner's well-known straying from the late Robert Kardashian included a dalliance with O.J. Simpson, one of Kardashian's most famous clients, in 1983. You guys… »9/15/12 11:30am9/15/12 11:30am

Ellen Gives Brilliant Homeless Girl Totally Deserved Scholarship

A week ago we posted a story about Samantha Garvey, a 17-year-old student from Long Island and finalist in the Intel Science Talent Search. While we love a smart and driven teen girl around these parts, her story is extra interesting because she's homeless and has been living in a shelter with her parents and brother… »1/20/12 9:00am1/20/12 9:00am

Kris Jenner Says We Can Blame Her For The O.J. Trial

Should we feel bad for Kris Jenner, who claims Nicole Brown Simpson was her best friend, or roll our her eyes at her for mentioning her murdered friend to sell more copies of her memoir? We're not sure what to think, so we're adding "forcing us to address uncomfortable conundrums" to our list of strikes against the… »10/30/11 9:39pm10/30/11 9:39pm