In early March, an unfortunate soul put the pedal to the metal so as to reach his house before pooping his pants. But the fates were not on his side: arrested for speeding, the gentleman was left with no recourse but to take a dump in the police car as he was taken to jail.
I typed the obligatory "Why do you have to poop so much after you run?" search into Google and more than three million results popped up.
The CDC has issued a warning to hospitals, and, to paraphrase: BE AFRAID. So-called "nightmare bacteria" — drug-resistant germs that are impossible to treat — are on the rise.
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The next tube of lipstick you buy from L'Oréal may be brought to you by cow dung. The company's Belgium factory is installing a biomass electricity-generating system that will essentially power the factory on poop.
Have you heard? Today is the official start of Fashion Week here in New York, which means that today is the day during which our heads will get even closer to exploding from the sheer volume of shit coming our way from the celebrity-sartorial complex and the pressures involved in sorting through it. Seeing that this…
