Craigslist Ad Seeks '2 Coachella Boyfriends' Who Are '30% Bro'

Coachella: that annual event at which the most wretched of the Earth cluster together in the blistering heat, each one clad in jorts and feathers like some sort of atavistic hell-bird, all in order to poop outside while music that's been licensed by The CW plays in the background. A veritable paradise on Earth! But… » 1/10/14 7:15pm 1/10/14 7:15pm