Did you update your phone to iOS 10 recently? I sure hope not—it’s a goddamn nightmare. But for those of you that didn’t heed my warning, should you decide to search the default (default!) GIF library for the word “butt,” you’ll find a sultry My Little Pony doing what no My Little Pony should ever do.
Martin O’Malley, the pleasantly handsome man you bump into in the granola aisle at the supermarket and then immediately forget forever, was interviewed recently by a pair of college students. The video features the exact amount of special effects one might expect.
Coachella: that annual event at which the most wretched of the Earth cluster together in the blistering heat, each one clad in jorts and feathers like some sort of atavistic hell-bird, all in order to poop outside while music that's been licensed by The CW plays in the background. A veritable paradise on Earth! But…