As Ali MacGraw's character iconically informed Ryan O'Neal, "Love means never having to say you're sorry for wearing your ex-boyfriend's balls like an ASOS accessory." Renato Seabra, a 21-year-old Portugese model, is currently on trial for the castration and murder of former lover Carlos Castro, 65, a society…

If you like to sprinkle a little fucked-upness on your cereal on lazy Saturday afternoons, you're in luck. A 49-year-old man named David Viens was found guilty of second-degree murder yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court for the murder of his wife Dawn Marie, with whom he owned a restaurant called Thyme in the L.A.…