Ugh, I'm so conflicted about whether or not to pay attention to Romeo Rose. Like, dude's obviously got major probs and it's tough to justify piling on the the bewildered, but then he'll drop a 20-minute tirade about how interracial dating is literally bestial gorilla-sex and I couldn't give a fuck about his feelings… » 11/07/13 7:45pm 11/07/13 7:45pm

I have to admit, I do find something slightly compelling about the utter unselfconsciousness of Courtney Stodden, her royal footman Doug, and Dourtney, their dashing steed/fake son. If you take her at her word that she was not sold into child-marriage, the unselfconsciousness is not manufactured, and she is wholly… » 2/19/13 7:40pm 2/19/13 7:40pm

Oh dear. Apparently post-Golden Globes, Paz de la Huerta was denied entry to the Chateau Marmont afterparty on grounds of inebriation; fell; ripped dress; flashed boob. At least she'll be less embarrassed than most of us would be. » 1/17/11 1:15pm 1/17/11 1:15pm

Three words, crew: shoulder. pad. lingerie. [InventorSpot] » 9/12/10 1:15pm 9/12/10 1:15pm

"For Gaga, sex is mainly decor and surface; she's like a laminated piece of ersatz rococo furniture. Alarmingly, Generation Gaga can't tell the difference." [SundayTimes] » 9/12/10 12:20pm 9/12/10 12:20pm

It sounds more like the plot of an 80s sex comedy than real life, but apparently sales at two coffee shops in Michigan have soared after the management placed their baristas in lingerie and bikinis. [UPI] » 7/31/10 5:00pm 7/31/10 5:00pm

According to the manufacturers of the "Boob Tube," this beer bong is "the fastest and sexiest way to drink your beer." And the classiest, right? Disembodied boobs and Oedipal complexes are super hot this year. Spring break! SPRING BREEEAAAK! [RandomGoodStuff] » 7/10/10 5:55pm 7/10/10 5:55pm

After taking a quick internet poll from her Twitter fans, Tila Tequila has announced that she is "going to try" to adopt two Haitian children as soon as possible. This whole thing is getting a bit sad, isn't it? [RadarOnline] » 1/31/10 4:00pm 1/31/10 4:00pm

Know your dumbass cat-status, ladies: "If you're in your thirties, you're a puma. If you're in your forties and fifties, you're a cougar. And if you're in your sixties, you're a panther." And if you're sane, you're a *headdesk.* [TimesOnline] » 1/17/10 4:35pm 1/17/10 4:35pm

A Connecticut woman, hoping to "talk" with her estranged husband, handcuffed herself to him as he slept. When he attempted to call the cops, she allegedly bit him. [CBS] » 3/25/09 12:40pm 3/25/09 12:40pm