Romeo Rose Is Throwing a Racist, Pro-Rape Tantrum on Twitter Right Now
Ugh, I'm so conflicted about whether or not to pay attention to Romeo Rose. Like, dude's obviously got major probs
Courtney Stodden Releases Compelling PSA About Not Becoming Courtney…
I have to admit, I do find something slightly compelling about the utter unselfconsciousness of Courtney Stodden, her royal footman Doug, and Dourtney, their dashing steed/fake son. If you take her at her word that she was not sold into child-marriage, the unselfconsciousness is not manufactured, and she is wholly the …
Guess Who Got Wasted And Fell Down After The Globes?
Oh dear. Apparently post-Golden Globes, Paz de la Huerta was denied entry to the Chateau Marmont afterparty on grounds of inebriation; fell; ripped dress; flashed boob. At least she'll be less embarrassed than most of us would be.
The 80s Revival Has Officially Gone Too Far
Three words, crew: shoulder. pad. lingerie. [InventorSpot]
Camille Paglia: "Can It Be That Gaga Represents The Exhausted End Of…
"For Gaga, sex is mainly decor and surface; she's like a laminated piece of ersatz rococo furniture. Alarmingly, Generation Gaga can't tell the difference." [SundayTimes]
Michigan Coffee Shops Increase Sales With Lingerie-Clad Baristas
It sounds more like the plot of an 80s sex comedy than real life, but apparently sales at two coffee shops in Michigan have soared after the management placed their baristas in lingerie and bikinis. [UPI]
Your Freud-Loving Professor Would Have A Field Day With The Boob Tube
According to the manufacturers of the "Boob Tube," this beer bong is "the fastest and sexiest way to drink your beer." And the classiest, right? Disembodied boobs and Oedipal complexes are super hot this year. Spring break! SPRING BREEEAAAK! [RandomGoodStuff]
Tila Tequila Announces Plans To Adopt Haitian Orphans
After taking a quick internet poll from her Twitter fans, Tila Tequila has announced that she is "going to try" to adopt two Haitian children as soon as possible. This whole thing is getting a bit sad, isn't it? [RadarOnline]
And If You're A Thundercat, You're Cheetara
Know your dumbass cat-status, ladies: "If you're in your thirties, you're a puma. If you're in your forties and fifties, you're a cougar. And if you're in your sixties, you're a panther." And if you're sane, you're a *headdesk.* [TimesOnline]
Ball And Chain
A Connecticut woman, hoping to "talk" with her estranged husband, handcuffed herself to him as he slept. When he attempted to call the cops, she allegedly bit him. [CBS]