Butts and Swears Okay Sometimes, Rules Giggling Supreme Court

While the Supreme Court didn't deliver their long-awaited ruling on the Affordable Care Act yet (those be-robed attention whores are probably waiting until Monday so that we all spend the next week talking about them. God. They're the worst), they did rule on an important case today — according to the Court, the… » 6/21/12 4:00pm 6/21/12 4:00pm

New Law Will Ruin Sexting for Pakistanis

If you were hoping to send the following frustrated text in Pakistan— "Jesus Christ— It's harder than ever to find good chicken breasts these days"— think again. Several words in that sentence have been placed on a list that Pakistan's communications agency says indicate spam, and soon, texts containing those words… » 11/18/11 2:00pm 11/18/11 2:00pm

In Defense Of Joe Francis (Sort Of)

Don't get me wrong, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is a douche nozzle. He has a lot of idiot friends (Tara Reid, Paris Hilton), he's bristling with entitlement, and probably worst of all, he's under the assumption that his brand of objectification is merely the observation of women's sexual liberation. But people… » 3/27/08 3:00pm 3/27/08 3:00pm