Watch Girl Scouts Steal Obama's Heart at the White House Science Fair

It's the most adorable time of the year: the White House Science Fair, when the nation gets to watch President Obama interact with charming, science-minded children. » 3/24/15 4:15pm 3/24/15 4:15pm

Obama's Mom 'Must Have Been a Muslim' Says Billy Graham's Honest Son 

President and CEO of the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, Rev. Franklin Graham either completely slept through 2008 (when we all learned exhaustively about President Obama's upbringing), or is suffering from a grave lapse in memory. According to Talking Points Memo, the evangelical Reverend told the Family… » 3/14/15 3:45pm 3/14/15 3:45pm

President Obama Delivers an Intense Grammys PSA on Domestic Abuse

President Barack Obama interrupted the predictably boring Grammy Awards tonight to spread an important message on rape and domestic violence. Amidst the standard awards show proceedings, it made for a jarringly real moment. » 2/08/15 10:20pm 2/08/15 10:20pm

Wanted: A Democrat to 'Unilaterally' & 'Relentlessly' Defend Abortion

Last night, President Obama assured us that our government has the right to act "unilaterally" and "relentlessly" to shut down terrorist networks who pose a direct threat to us. » 1/21/15 12:10pm 1/21/15 12:10pm

A Woman's Wish List for Tonight's State of the Union Address

We already know what the centerpiece of President Obama's State of the Union address will be tonight: tax hikes on wealthy couples making over $500,000 a year. That's great. Tax 'dem couples. Tax 'em until they have to shave off a week from their kid's summer-long stay at an equestrian camp in the Adirondacks so… » 1/20/15 5:10pm 1/20/15 5:10pm

John Boehner Issues Obama 'Takedown' Via Taylor Swift Gif Listicle

In what is surely a false flag operation designed to redirect attention from Speaker of the House John Boehner's simmering unpopularity, close call with a country club would-be murderer and insightful suggestions that President Obama has "forgotten" what the Constitution "means"—the official Speaker.Gov website is now… » 1/16/15 12:00pm 1/16/15 12:00pm

Obama To Provide Federal Workers With Six Weeks Paid Parental Leave

In one of a series of announcements leading up to his State of the Union Address on Jan. 20th, President Obama has unveiled plans to give federal employees at least six weeks of paid maternity leave. » 1/15/15 11:50am 1/15/15 11:50am

Obama Breaks All the Rules, Wears a Tiara With the Girl Scouts

So much for "not putting things on your head if you're president." Obama broke his own rules (but not the rules of fashion, which demand a tiara on all occasions) by putting on a Tiara to pose with the girl scouts. I don't know, I'd put on a tiara too — if they weren't already required here — for a couple of Samoas. » 12/25/14 2:30pm 12/25/14 2:30pm

​Obama Only Took Women Reporters' Questions at Year-End Press Conference

Yesterday, President Barack Obama held the annual end-of-the-year press conference, answering questions from the Sony hack (he called the decision to pull The Interview a "mistake") to the "debate" over police reforms in light of the Mike Brown and Eric Garner decisions. All in all it seemed like a normal press… » 12/20/14 12:05pm 12/20/14 12:05pm

Obama's Action on Immigration Will Leave Millions of Women in Danger

On November 20, President Obama announced an executive order that has the potential to benefit 5 million undocumented immigrants. Many in the liberal media celebrated Obama's action, either content to push aside its neglect to fundamentally reform a broken system or unaware of its consequences for millions of… » 12/04/14 2:10pm 12/04/14 2:10pm

Sasha and Malia are Sooooo Done With Their Embarrassing Dad

There's not much to say about this except that the facial expressions are golden. To most Americans, he's the president of The United Stated. To Sasha and Malia he's just some embarrassing old dude talking about turkeys and oh my god, will you stop with the corny jokes. Oh my god. They are literally going to DIE if… » 11/27/14 11:51am 11/27/14 11:51am

Famously Racist Sheriff Sues the President Over Immigration Reform

When we last checked in with Arizona Sheriff and hemorrhoid cream advertisement "before" picture Joe Arpaio, he was still terrible, shackling pregnant inmates while they're giving birth, creating a pedophile- and criminal-riddled "posse" to police Maricopa County's schools, and, of course, his trademark, being as… » 11/21/14 1:50pm 11/21/14 1:50pm

The G20 Summit Looks Fun

BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 15: In this handout photo provided by the G20 Australia, Australia's Prime Minister Tony Abbott and United States' President Barack Obama meet Jimbelung the koala before the start of the first G20 meeting on November 15, 2014 in Brisbane, Australia. World leaders have gathered in… » 11/15/14 5:45pm 11/15/14 5:45pm

​Obama Officially Nominates Loretta Lynch for Attorney General

Today, President Obama announced his decision to nominate Loretta Lynch as the replacement for Eric Holder as Attorney General. If approved, Lynch will become the first African American woman to be appointed to the position. » 11/08/14 1:15pm 11/08/14 1:15pm

Colbert Perfectly Calls Out Conservatives' Hypocrisy on Child Refugees

Conservative pundits are very concerned about the well-being of child refugees who are fleeing to the U.S. borders from Central America in droves right now. Why, they say, will no one think of the children during these times of crisis? At least the heroes of the right are considering these poor kids...mostly by… » 7/18/14 12:45pm 7/18/14 12:45pm

Anti-Racism Piece Ironically Dubs Obama "The N*gger In the White House"

The West View News, (The Voice of the West Village) has published an editorial in response to Eric Cantor's upset at the hands of David Brat. In a rather run-of-the-mill piece about the increasing transparency of racism in right wing politics, the author decided to spice things up by ironically titling his piece,… » 7/06/14 12:32pm 7/06/14 12:32pm

Obama Calls for Maternity Leave Legislation That Will Never Happen

President Obama has called for the US to join almost every country in the entire world in mandating paid maternity leave for working women. Pretty thought, but as long as the same grandstanding, obstructionist ideologue fuckos occupy the House, it will never happen. » 6/24/14 3:45pm 6/24/14 3:45pm