Watch This Majestic Supercut of Drunk, Barfing NYC Brunch Patrons

To those unfortunate enough to live or stroll near NYC's Pranna on a weekend afternoon, the restaurant/club's unlimited drinks brunch deal only causes headaches. Stumbling out of the establishment are patrons intoxicated to the point of unruliness, barfing, daytime dick unsheathing, and other such booze-related… » 8/25/14 3:45pm 8/25/14 3:45pm

Sub Fired for Acting Out Dates With 4th Graders, Asking for Love Advice

It's true that children can be very wise. Sometimes they'll just give you nuggets of wisdom when you least expect it. For instance, the other day a small girl told me that no one would ever marry me because I'm too loud. She might be right, but I didn't press. A substitute teacher in New York, however, made the… » 5/24/14 3:45pm 5/24/14 3:45pm

Woman Gives Birth in the Middle of NYC Street

A woman in labor was trying to hail a cab to the hospital on the Upper East Side of Manhattan on Monday when her baby could no longer wait—she got down on the ground and gave birth right there in the crosswalk on the corner of 68th and 3rd. Fox 5 News cameras happened to catch all the action while on their way to… » 2/25/14 10:20am 2/25/14 10:20am

Sorry, Paris: New York Is Now the Most Fashionable City in the World

It's long been the goal of many an aspiring fashionista to travel to Paris, the most stylish city in the whole wide world. Unfortunately, this goal may now have to be revisited, not because France isn't worth your time (it is!), but because Paris has been knocked down a peg and might no longer be the the global… » 2/04/14 12:10pm 2/04/14 12:10pm

Anthony Weiner's Dick Wagging Might Cost Huma Abedin Her Career

Anthony Weiner concluded a disastrous New York City mayoral primary by being chased through a Midtown McDonald's pursued by a scorned 23-year-old sext partner in spike heels and then driving off flashing his middle finger like the Wiz Khalifa of losing elections, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Our long regional… » 9/23/13 2:25pm 9/23/13 2:25pm

Sydney Leathers Chased Anthony Weiner Through a McDonald's Last Night

After netting only 5%(ish) of the vote in NYC's Democratic Mayoral primary yesterday, prolific sexter Anthony Weiner has little choice but to go limping off into the sunset. But it wouldn't be right if the Saga of Carlos Danger simply petered out. No, in order for this story to properly conclude, America needed Sydney… » 9/11/13 10:00am 9/11/13 10:00am

Why Are Officials Linking a Meningitis Outbreak to Gay Hookup Apps?

You've probably heard the murmurs of panic surrounding the rash of potentially lethal meningitis cases in New York City, especially if you're a gay male. Since 2010, 22 cases of meningococcal meningitis have been reported, and those infected have exclusively been gay or bisexual men. 13 of those cases happened last… » 5/29/13 6:50pm 5/29/13 6:50pm

NYC Playground Battle: Bikinis vs. Babies

"When is a playground not a playground?" an exasperated blogger recently philosophized. Answer: when college coeds dare to suntan in it. Stuyvesant Town tenants are outraged that female NYU students with breasts are "occupying" the yard that they pay exorbitant amounts of rent to access. Who will win the baby vs.… » 5/14/13 1:05pm 5/14/13 1:05pm

Trash Collector Saves Dog From Garbage Bag, Fills Our Hearts With Hope

Victoria Roman, a trash collecter in NYC, was doing her job last week when she noticed a garbage bag move. Seeing as that was very weird, Roman opened the bag to find month old delivery food that had come to life. JK, it was way worse, a tiny Shih Tzu in very bad condition — her eyes were matted-shut and her toenails… » 4/16/13 8:23pm 4/16/13 8:23pm

NYC Soda Ban Starts Today But Rebellion Is in the Air

Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men? Can you hear the battle cries that tear through their corn syrup-coated throats as they say "no" and "never" to the tyrannical NYC soda ban that will soon go into effect and ruin our lives forever? While some weak consumers of beverages have already crumpled… » 3/11/13 11:15am 3/11/13 11:15am

This Terrible Subway Ad Will Not Prevent Teen Pregnancy

Way to attempt to make every teen mom/person with a teen mom feel like utter shit when they ride the subway, NYC! This ad, featuring a sobbing child and the quote "I'm twice as likely not to graduate high school because you had me as a teen," is problematic for many reasons, but let's just give a shout out to a few of… » 3/05/13 10:00am 3/05/13 10:00am