Squirrel Tries to Stash Its Nut Treasure in a Perplexed Dog

Theoretically, squirrels are cute and it'd be delightful to have a trained squirrel bustling around one's home, piling up nuts and candybars in a cool, dry little corner. Then again, squirrels seem like busybodies, don't they? They're always bustling and storing, finding new places to stuff what they think is treasure … » 2/09/14 1:00pm 2/09/14 1:00pm

It's Cool For Pregnant Chicks to Eat Nuts Again

Added to the ever-changing, constantly growing, completely contradictory list of shit that pregnant women should and should not do to have the best pregnancy ever is the consumption of nuts, previously thought to increase the risk of nut allergies in children. A new study suggests that the exact opposite is true. » 12/24/13 2:00pm 12/24/13 2:00pm

Humans Have Been Doing Weird Shit to Make Themselves Look Good for…

Considering that people used to wear mouse skin as fake eyebrows, bleed themselves to look paler and dye their teeth black to match their hair makes our time of wax strips, chemical peels and Skrillex hair seem a lot less strange. We're just contributing to the ageless human tradition of doing crazy-ass things to… » 3/30/12 4:30pm 3/30/12 4:30pm

When Everyone Thinks Your Deadly Allergy Is Just A Fad

While food now regularly comes with a warning label if it "may contain nuts" and many schools are instituting no-peanut policies, researchers have found that many people still don't believe in nut allergies. That presents a huge problem for parents whose kids could die if someone in the room decides to unwrap a peanut… » 8/16/11 11:54pm 8/16/11 11:54pm

Roseanne Wants To Put Her Nuts In Your Mouth

Roseanne Barr was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, radiant in a citrusy caftan and feathery extensions in her hair. When asked why she had moved to Hawaii and purchased a macadamia nut farm, she replied, "Menopause." And added: "When you get old, you want kind of a less dumb-ass lifestyle." » 7/13/11 12:22pm 7/13/11 12:22pm

British Lad Mags: Root Of All Ills Or Symptom Of The Bigger, Sexist…

Michael Grove, the shadow education secretary and a prominent Conservative in England, gave a speech today » 8/04/08 9:30am 8/04/08 9:30am at a meeting organized by the think tank IPPR condemning lad mags (like , , and ) for promoting "instant-hit hedonism" and presenting women as "permanently, lasciviously, uncomplicatedly available." The result,…