Yeah, That'll Fix It!
On Friday’s episode of The View, the show handled their latest PR disaster by having a conversation with some nurses about what they do all day. They then brought out a slew of nurses onstage, just cause, well, why not?
Hospitals Hire Hand-Washing Coaches Because Staffers Are Fucking Gross
Despite major advances in technology and innovation, infection spreads at modern-day hospitals like dysentery spread on (your last game of) Oregon Trail. Studies have shown that without encouragement, hospital employees only wash their hands about 30 percent of the time they're interacting with patients. Paging Dr.…
All Hell Breaks Loose After Nurse Writes About Her First Circumcision: 'Watch Out Boys, Here I Come'
We're all guilty of sometimes overutilizing social media. We use it to complain about friends, family, coworkers, jobs, and the many questionable characters on public transportation. We solicit advice, whine about Anne Hathaway, and share our dreams and desires. Facebook feeds can sometimes read like a damn Taylor…
NO HEADLINE
Last night, when nature’s swirling toilet descended on the Northeast, millions of people lost power (including huge swaths of NYC, a fact which devastated future Republican Vice Presidential nominee Ryan Lochte, when he herd [sic] about it).
Your Kid May Never Know the Joy of a Trip to the School Nurse's Office
Chances are you have more than a few memories of being sent to the school nurse as a kid. Maybe you were faking a stomach ache because you wanted to go home. Maybe you'd gotten hit in the face with a basketball at recess. Maybe you'd thrown up in your classroom and were on the verge of dying from embarrassment.…
Untrained Nurses Are Another Obstacle to Ever Prosecuting Rapists
A program called SANE teaches Illinois nurses how to perform rape kits, and how to testify if they're called as a witness in a rape case. But very few of the state's nurses have gone through the program, because it takes so much time and hospital funds. And this lack of trained professionals is yet another hurdle…
Swedish Nurses & Doctors Have The Sexiest Jobs
If you're a doctor or a nurse, the next time you're looking at a troubling sore or coated in someone else's bodily fluids, you should remember the Swedish people still find you sexy. In an online poll, doctors and nurses were tied for most alluring profession, which may have something to do with Grey's Anatomy airing…
Nurse Jackie: Getting Away With It
Despite ending Season 1 with its protagonist flat on her back, hopped up on morphine, Nurse Jackie reopens with equilibrium pretty much restored. Chaos looms after one of her biggest lies was partially exposed, but Jackie is fiercely in control.
"Nurse Of The Year" Not Actually A Nurse
Betty Lichtenstein, 56, spent $2,000 to stage a dinner honoring herself as the Connecticut Nursing Association's "Nurse of the Year." That Association doesn't exist, and Betty's facing criminal impersonation charges. As for her patients… Probably traumatized. [AP]
Sending Out An S.O.S.
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A Cross To Wear
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"My Roommate Is Bulimic. What Should I Do?"
In this very special 420 episode of Pot Psychology, Rich and I are joined by a magical guest: Jambi the genie! (A virtuoso portrayal by StreetCarnage.com's Gavin McInnes.) He gave us aid(s) in tackling life's everyday issues, including dildo chew toys for dogs, Mormon weddings and large black cocks. Got a burning…
