American Apparel Ads Will Soon Be Less Awful

Those exploitative and innuendo-filled ads American Apparel has become notorious for will soon be nothing more than a memory. Bloomberg reports the company has announced plans to “recast the brand in a positive, inclusive, socially conscious light.” That means less nudity, and more clothes. You know, the stuff they… » 6/10/15 10:20am 6/10/15 10:20am

Man Banned From Naked Bike Ride For Not Keeping His Boner In Check

An unnamed man trying to take part in a World Naked Bike Day race in England was ordered to suit up and go home after organizers discovered that he was just way too excited to ride for a healthier environment. Like way too excited. Are you catching my drift here, or should I be more explicit? Okay, he had a boner. » 6/01/15 4:10pm 6/01/15 4:10pm

Man Strips Naked in Airport in Passionate Protest of Overbooked Flight

You know that thing when your flight to Jamaica is overbooked and you’re like “Fine, sir, I will not be taking your voucher for $150 towards future travel on this airline, but what I will be doing is—” and then you don’t even finish your sentence because you’ve already taken all your clothes off, and what is even… » 5/21/15 3:03pm 5/21/15 3:03pm

Notre Dame Engulfed in Fierce Debate Over Dong-Heavy Nude Run

A campus official at the University of Notre Dame is attempting to put a stop to the “Bun Run,” when students from an all-male dorm strip down during finals week and run naked or lightly jockstrapped through campus. Rector Mamie Smith, who’s in charge of a women’s dorm, sent out an email calling the run… » 4/29/15 1:20pm 4/29/15 1:20pm

Reign Actress Starts Feminist Website Celebrating Women's Sexuality

When I first read that Caitlin Stasey, one of the lead actresses on the CW's Reign, had launched a, to borrow the words of E! Online, "NSFW Website Featuring Nude Photos of Women (Including Herself)," I'll admit I rolled my eyes. But then I actually looked at Herself, Stasey's feminist project that highlight's women's… » 1/14/15 8:45pm 1/14/15 8:45pm

This Colombian Women's Cycling Team Uniform Looks Pretty, Um, Naked

I think if you design uniforms for sporting events, flesh-colored, skintight fabrics should only be used for figure skaters who want to pretend to show massive cleavage without freezing their boobs off. Otherwise, you end up with disasters like this, where a bunch of cyclists look like they're exposing their hoo-has. » 9/15/14 10:48am 9/15/14 10:48am

Fight Stigma of Female Nipples With This Top That Looks Like Boobs

Female nipples are so out right now. Instagram doesn't want 'em. In most states, it's still illegal to wave 'em around even though the same standards of decency don't apply to men. And Facebook won't let you link to 'em in photos because decency, The Children, the female body is the root of all sin, etc. But a growing… » 6/23/14 2:00pm 6/23/14 2:00pm

​Mommy Blogger's Instagram Deleted for Daughter's 'Nude' Photo

Instagram has deleted popular mommy blogger and store owner Courtney Adamo's photos and account, after apparently receiving too many complaints that her photos violated community standards of nudity. However, the offending photo doesn't feature anybody's private parts, just her daughter's round belly. » 6/21/14 5:30pm 6/21/14 5:30pm

Instagram Suspends Grace Coddington For Posting a Drawing of Nipples

Instagram, a photo sharing app based around the principles of whimsical photo filters and screaming whenever you even think about a human breast, is up to its old tricks: Vogue creative director Grace Coddington had her account suspended, then reinstated, after she put up a pencil drawing of herself topless. In the… » 5/19/14 5:45pm 5/19/14 5:45pm