This Colombian Women's Cycling Team Uniform Looks Pretty, Um, Naked

I think if you design uniforms for sporting events, flesh-colored, skintight fabrics should only be used for figure skaters who want to pretend to show massive cleavage without freezing their boobs off. Otherwise, you end up with disasters like this, where a bunch of cyclists look like they're exposing their hoo-has. » 9/15/14 10:48am 9/15/14 10:48am

Fight Stigma of Female Nipples With This Top That Looks Like Boobs

Female nipples are so out right now. Instagram doesn't want 'em. In most states, it's still illegal to wave 'em around even though the same standards of decency don't apply to men. And Facebook won't let you link to 'em in photos because decency, The Children, the female body is the root of all sin, etc. But a growing… » 6/23/14 2:00pm 6/23/14 2:00pm

​Mommy Blogger's Instagram Deleted for Daughter's 'Nude' Photo

Instagram has deleted popular mommy blogger and store owner Courtney Adamo's photos and account, after apparently receiving too many complaints that her photos violated community standards of nudity. However, the offending photo doesn't feature anybody's private parts, just her daughter's round belly. » 6/21/14 5:30pm 6/21/14 5:30pm

Instagram Suspends Grace Coddington For Posting a Drawing of Nipples

Instagram, a photo sharing app based around the principles of whimsical photo filters and screaming whenever you even think about a human breast, is up to its old tricks: Vogue creative director Grace Coddington had her account suspended, then reinstated, after she put up a pencil drawing of herself topless. In the… » 5/19/14 5:45pm 5/19/14 5:45pm

British Spies Shocked People Use Webcams to Send Pics of Their Junk

Officials in the British spy program responsible for collecting and batching images from Yahoo users' webcams were shocked — SHOCKED! — to discover that people often use webcams to transmit pictures of their naughties to other denizens of cyber space. This only goes to further prove that governments are about as… » 2/27/14 3:45pm 2/27/14 3:45pm

VH1 Will Do a New Dating Series...Naked

It's happening. VH1 — the network that keeps 40-something comedians regularly employed by making them relive and explain notable pop culture events from a time when said comedians were more popular, locking them into a hellish cycle of nostalgia and desperation that daytime television audiences can really relate to —… » 2/23/14 12:30pm 2/23/14 12:30pm

How Long Do You Have to Wait for Sex on an HBO Show? Not Long at All!

HBO (short for "Honking Boob Orifice") is a network that has never shied away from showing a lot of nudity. In fact, tits and ass seem to be a pretty integral part of their business model and series are often encouraged to get as racy as possible. But how many minutes of the HBO show "story lines" (yawnzo) do you have… » 1/22/14 3:46pm 1/22/14 3:46pm

Who Would Make a Truly Interesting Playboy Cover Model?

Earlier today, Playboy released the cover images for its much-hyped 60th anniversary issue featuring model Kate Moss. Now, why exactly Kate Moss is such an exciting cover girl is a bit of a mystery because, as a quick search of Google images will show you, finding pictures Kate Moss naked is very easy and — unlike a… » 12/02/13 6:15pm 12/02/13 6:15pm

805 Skinny Dippers Break Guinness Record, Create Disgusting Human Soup

805 people got together in Florida to shed their clothes and take a dip in the water to break the Guinness World Record for the most people naked at once and swimming together in a non-sexual (?) manner. I'm kinda grossed out by all those bodily fluids seeping into orifices (sorry) but then again, I'm a never-nude… » 11/04/13 9:30pm 11/04/13 9:30pm

Katy Perry Says She’s Basically the Last Non-Naked Pop Singer

A lot of people (ahem, Rashida Jones) have a lot of opinions about what lady pop singers are wearing these days, harumph! Whatever these doggone flappers are wearing, it’s not enough, at least not for the likes of Jones and the most tasteful and modest pop singer of them all, Katy Perry, who is starting more and more… » 10/27/13 11:10pm 10/27/13 11:10pm