Even After the Orlando Shooting, the NRA Won't Change Its Stance on Gun Control

In a move that some sources categorized as “unhinged fearmongering,” the National Rifle Association’s executive vice president Wayne LaPierre not only adamantly stated that the organization would not change its opinion on gun control, but urged American citizens to buy more guns, because terrorists are “on the verge…
Thou Shalt Kill
On Monday, a representative of the National Rifle Association officially blamed “political correctness” for the massacre in Orlando this past weekend. This line of argument—that that the killings were a result of our inability to speak frankly about the dangers this country faces—gathered momentum while the dead…
Unidentified NRA Expo Exhibitor Seeks Thin, Young Bubbly Female Greeters With 'No Odd Piercings'
It’s a sad and sour realization, to know that you’ve aged and tattooed yourself out of your dream job, but that is the sad place many of us find ourselves today: we cannot be greeters at the National Rifle Association Expo in Lousville. Even if you’re not too old or too fat, you’re probably too odd for the job. Take a…
What If Little Red Riding Hood Had a Gun? Story Time With the NRA's Family Blog
NRA Family, the National Rifle Association’s blog for families, recently began publishing a series of classic fairy tales, reimagined to include guns: “Red felt the reassuring weight of the rifle on her shoulder and continued down the path, scanning the trees, knowing that their shadows could provide a hiding place.”
Jon Stewart Is Not Impressed With Clinton's Campaign Announcement
Jon Stewart took on Hillary Clinton’s campaign announcement on Monday night’s episode of The Daily Show, and for those of us whose reaction was more “can’t wait for this Stouffer’s ad to end” than “can’t wait to see what this feminist hero will do next,” Stewart’s restrained barbs were very satisfying.
NBC Sports Guy Kills Elephant, Says If You Don't Like It You're Hitler
NBC Sports announcer and idiotic nutjob (more on that TK) Tony Markis recently shot an elephant in the head for a TV show. Why? Because guns! Because freedom! Because CONSTITUTION FOUNDING FATHERS IN GOD WE TRUST NEVER FORGET! In an interview that questioned his taste Markis compared his critics to Hitler and accused…
Sarah Silverman Joins the Fight to Arm Black America
How timely! Just after George Zimmerman was taken into custody following an alleged domestic dispute involving his soon-to-be ex-wife (hear that ladies? He's siiiiiiingle!), Sarah Silverman released this very relevant PSA on Funny or Die. In it, Silverman — alongside David Alan Greer, Ron Funches, Deon Cole and more…
Woman Stops Elementary School Gunman Using Sheer Awesomeness
In the wake of the mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School last December, NRA head Wayne LaPierre famously quipped that the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. I guess no one told Antoinette Tuff, who just yesterday prevented a standoff with a gunman from turning into another…
NRA Awards Membership to 8-Year-Old Who Made Gun-Shaped Pop Tart
How are things over in NRA-world, a mystical place in which logic runs backwards and the guns are as plentiful as the countless billowing American flags? Oh, about the same as usual — the gun bras are dangling off of clotheslines, the sound of delighted laughter is mingling with the ricochets of bullets at target…
NRA Convention Featured Pink Guns, Bra Holsters for the Ladies
GUNS!!!!! Right, ladies?? You like GUNS, don’t you? What do you mean, “Not really, no”? All Americans like GUNS because GUNS are totems of our essential Americanness. Consider the great GUN movies through the history of the American cinema — Top Gun, The Naked Gun, The Guns of Navarone, and, of course, Thunder…
NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Needs to Stop Pretending He Gives a Shit About Rape Victims
National Rifle Association CEO Wayne LaPierre made a speech at CPAC today in which he excoriated liberals for suggesting that arming women might not be the be-all and end-all of rape prevention. "The one thing a violent rapist deserves," LaPierre said, smirking,"is to face is a good woman with a gun!" (HUGE APPLAUSE.)…
Sheriff's School Security Posse Has Guns and a Pedophile
During the disastrous NRA press conference that followed the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting back in December, executive vice president of the NRA Wayne LaPierre suggested that we begin protecting our schools and children by forming groups of "watchdog dads" or armed volunteers that would roam school grounds.…
