Male Spiders Eat Out Females In Order to Stay Alive

For male spiders, sex often ends with something really unpleasant: Death. Fortunately for at least one species of nope, the males have figured out how they might remain alive to scare the shit out of us another day — they eat out the female spider in order to prevent their own untimely demise. » 2/19/15 4:30pm 2/19/15 4:30pm

Is There Any Such Thing as a Dangerous Sex Position?

Do you ever wonder, when you are doing sex with someone, if the position you are in is dangerous? Recently, a site called—which cannot be taken seriously under any circumstances—did us the service of informing us about some of these dangerous positions. And they're not particularly obscure ones, like… » 10/14/14 4:30pm 10/14/14 4:30pm

Eating in Bed Is Turning Your Sheets Into a Bug Paradise

Eating in bed seems like a pretty normal activity. We have all done it at some point. And now that it's getting colder and Unsealed: Alien Files is available on Netflix, there is nothing better than curling up in bed with a TV show and a snack. The comfort and convenience of eating in bed is almost enough to make… » 10/13/14 1:30pm 10/13/14 1:30pm

Dad Who Abandoned Baby with Surrogate Outed as Sex Offender

There's a new, unsettling development in the putrid saga of the Australian couple who abandoned one of their newborn twins with his Thai surrogate because the baby was born with Down Syndrome (they took his "normal" sister home with them). » 8/06/14 3:45pm 8/06/14 3:45pm

Absolute Worst Asshole Ever Trolls Cemetery Dressed as a Clown

Some complete and total jerkface is sneaking around a cemetery in New York dressed as a super creepy clown is hiding in Brooklyn's historic Green-Wood Cemetery, trying to "surprise" unsuspecting cemetery-goers. » 7/15/14 9:40am 7/15/14 9:40am

Jenny McCarthy Does Another Tacky Thing: Trans Edition

Pop quiz: when's the last time Jenny McCarthy made headlines for doing something that wasn't obnoxious? 1995? Singled Out was a fun show, guys! » 6/03/14 4:40pm 6/03/14 4:40pm

Woman Who Put Pop Rocks On Genitals Featured on Sex Sent Me to the ER

A woman featured on a new episode of TLC's Sex Sent Me to the ER used Pop Rocks on her genitals. Since she was featured in an episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER, you can go ahead an imagine how well that worked out. » 5/12/14 11:30pm 5/12/14 11:30pm

Fetish Models Arrested for Ripping Off Chicken Heads in 'Crush' Porn

GaaaaaaAAAaAAAhaaahahahhHhHhhh. A pair of Florida fetish models have pled not guilty to felony charges of animal cruelty, over "crush porn" videos in which they allegedly decapitate chickens, torture rabbits, and squish live fish. Frowny 2 tha face. » 5/01/14 6:30pm 5/01/14 6:30pm

Terrifying Creep Hacks into Baby Monitor and Yells at Baby

In a story straight out of some sort of unacceptable ghost movie that I would NEVER EVER WATCH, an Ohio couple awoke in the middle of the night to hear an angry male voice coming out of their baby monitor. "Wake up, baby!" it screamed. "Wake up, baby! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" » 4/28/14 11:30pm 4/28/14 11:30pm

Avril Lavigne's New Video Is a Monstrosity

Avril Lavigne's new music video for her new single "Hello Kitty" is offensive on absolutely every level. It takes Gwen Stefani's objectifying and appropriative Harajuku Girls shtick, adds a generous dash of Skrillex and also a Chad Kroeger co-writing credit. It looks like what would happen if someone scraped off the… » 4/22/14 3:45pm 4/22/14 3:45pm

Noah Screenwriter Explains White People Are Stand-Ins for All People

Noah is a three-dimensional retelling of an apocalyptic Bible story, with a bit of patricide and hulking Ent-things thrown in. Oddly enough, even though it's purportedly about God taking vengeance on all of the people in the antediluvian world, the cast contains no actors of color. Huh. » 4/15/14 7:00pm 4/15/14 7:00pm

Rattlesnake Rodeo Sounds Like the Worst Thing Ever

Today in "just because you can do something doesn't mean you should," it's the Rattlesnake Rodeo—or, more accurately, the Rattlesnake Pile of Snakes Just Kind of Lying There—in Opp, Alabama. The annual event includes snake races, snake handling, snake milking, and snake touching. » 4/15/14 2:30pm 4/15/14 2:30pm

Hot Trend Alert: Prison Chic, Courtesy of British Vogue

Today in "Vogue, noooooo," British Vogue is urging Orange Is The New Black fans to purchase conceptual prison-inspired designer garments. The three recommended items add up to about $1500. So chic! » 4/07/14 2:30pm 4/07/14 2:30pm

Vogue Italia Trivializes Domestic Violence With Glam Fashion Shoot

Italian Vogue, the fashion glossy known for courting controversy (sometimes with shocking insensitivity) is at it again — this time, the magazine is raising awareness for violence against women by having models pose as high-fashion horror movie victims, screaming helplessly as they're threatened with various weapons.… » 4/03/14 7:00pm 4/03/14 7:00pm

Weird Scratching Noise in Woman's Head Turns Out to Be Brain-Maggots

Following a trip to Peru, a British woman went to the doctor with what she thought was an ear infection. She just couldn't shake this strange scratching noise inside her head. When doctors investigated her ear canal, they found something unusual—IT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF MAGGOTS IN HER BRAIN FEASTING ON HER MEMORIES. » 2/18/14 4:20pm 2/18/14 4:20pm

Urban Outfitters, Ever Insensitive, Pulls Offensive Ganesh Socks

Hey, Urban Outfitters, I feel like it's been a while since we last caught up. What's new with you? Hybrid overall-tutus, you say? That's cool. What else — have you gotten into any new culturally insensitive exploits lately? Oh, you have? Of course. Classic Urb-Outf. » 12/17/13 3:30pm 12/17/13 3:30pm

School Terrifies Kids With Fake Masked Gunman as Part of a Lesson

Have you ever heard of a bad idea so sublimely tasteless and terrible that you fall to the ground and mutely curse the gods who have forsook you and all of your wretched mortal companions? No? Here's one! A North Carolina public school decided to provide its sixth-graders with an "enrichment lesson" by having… » 10/16/13 3:20pm 10/16/13 3:20pm