Is There Any Such Thing as a Dangerous Sex Position?

Do you ever wonder, when you are doing sex with someone, if the position you are in is dangerous? Recently, a site called Likes.com—which cannot be taken seriously under any circumstances—did us the service of informing us about some of these dangerous positions. And they're not particularly obscure ones, like…
Eating in Bed Is Turning Your Sheets Into a Bug Paradise
Eating in bed seems like a pretty normal activity. We have all done it at some point. And now that it's getting colder and Unsealed: Alien Files is available on Netflix, there is nothing better than curling up in bed with a TV show and a snack. The comfort and convenience of eating in bed is almost enough to make…
Dad Who Abandoned Baby with Surrogate Outed as Sex Offender
There's a new, unsettling development in the putrid saga of the Australian couple who abandoned one of their newborn twins with his Thai surrogate because the baby was born with Down Syndrome (they took his "normal" sister home with them).
Jenny McCarthy Does Another Tacky Thing: Trans Edition
Pop quiz: when's the last time Jenny McCarthy made headlines for doing something that wasn't obnoxious? 1995? Singled Out was a fun show, guys!
Avril Lavigne's New Video Is a Monstrosity
Avril Lavigne's new music video for her new single "Hello Kitty" is offensive on absolutely every level. It takes Gwen Stefani's objectifying and appropriative Harajuku Girls shtick, adds a generous dash of Skrillex and also a Chad Kroeger co-writing credit. It looks like what would happen if someone scraped off the…
Noah Screenwriter Explains White People Are Stand-Ins for All People
Noah is a three-dimensional retelling of an apocalyptic Bible story, with a bit of patricide and hulking Ent-things thrown in. Oddly enough, even though it's purportedly about God taking vengeance on all of the people in the antediluvian world, the cast contains no actors of color. Huh.
Vogue Italia Trivializes Domestic Violence With Glam Fashion Shoot
Italian Vogue, the fashion glossy known for courting controversy (sometimes with shocking insensitivity) is at it again — this time, the magazine is raising awareness for violence against women by having models pose as high-fashion horror movie victims, screaming helplessly as they're threatened with various weapons.…
Weird Scratching Noise in Woman's Head Turns Out to Be Brain-Maggots
Following a trip to Peru, a British woman went to the doctor with what she thought was an ear infection. She just couldn't shake this strange scratching noise inside her head. When doctors investigated her ear canal, they found something unusual—IT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF MAGGOTS IN HER BRAIN FEASTING ON HER MEMORIES.
Urban Outfitters, Ever Insensitive, Pulls Offensive Ganesh Socks
Hey, Urban Outfitters, I feel like it's been a while since we last caught up. What's new with you? Hybrid overall-tutus, you say? That's cool. What else — have you gotten into any new culturally insensitive exploits lately? Oh, you have? Of course. Classic Urb-Outf.
School Terrifies Kids With Fake Masked Gunman as Part of a Lesson
Have you ever heard of a bad idea so sublimely tasteless and terrible that you fall to the ground and mutely curse the gods who have forsook you and all of your wretched mortal companions? No? Here's one! A North Carolina public school decided to provide its sixth-graders with an "enrichment lesson" by having…
