Government Agency Destroys Our Dreams by Revealing That Mermaids Aren’t Real

Here's some sad news, you guys: Mermaids don't actually exist. I know, I know, we've spent all that time that Splash was a documentary, but no, mermaids are nothing but a figment of our collective imagination. How do we know (except for, you know, already knowing)? Because the National Ocean Service, a part of the… »7/04/12 11:55pm7/04/12 11:55pm