Fifty Desperate Fifty Shades of Grey News Pegs

Topical pegs! We've all gotta face newsfeeds full of them. But when something comes along that's as culturally dominating as Fifty Shades of Grey has been for the last three fucking years, they sure can get grating. » 2/18/15 2:10pm 2/18/15 2:10pm

​Woman Sneaks Into Maternity Ward Using Creepy Lifelike Baby Dolls

Authorities have no idea why a woman and her husband tried to sneak into a California hospital maternity ward using fake, incredibly realistic babies, but they arrested the two of them for doing so anyway. Probably a good choice. » 8/24/14 5:04pm 8/24/14 5:04pm

Watch Lupita Nyong'o Overcome Her Fear of Snakes for That Vogue Spread

As many of us know, Lupita Nyong'o was featured on the the cover of Vogue's July issue, and the pictures in her spread were absolutely gorgeous. One of the most striking images was her intensely staring down a cobra that was a mere feet from her face. » 7/14/14 1:00pm 7/14/14 1:00pm

​Miranda Kerr's Debut Single Is Predictably Awful

Miranda Kerr's long-awaited music debut is here, it's not exactly what you would call bearable. The song, "You're the Boss" is not only a duet with Aussie stage actor Bobby Fox but also a cover of a song popularized by Elvis Presley and Ann-Margaret (though the LaVerne Baker/Jimmy Ricks version is best). So right… » 4/22/14 11:00am 4/22/14 11:00am

Madonna's Cameo on Miley's 'Unplugged' Was Beyond Uncomfortable

When news surfaced that Madonna would make an appearance on Miley Cyrus' western-themed 'Unplugged' set, I'm pretty sure we all collectively did a head tilt/grimace especially after Madonna's Grammys performance. As expected, the pop stars' mashup of 'Don't Tell Me' and 'We Can't Stop' is just uncomfortable and… » 1/30/14 11:40am 1/30/14 11:40am

Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"

We love it when we get emails from drive-by readers - they are often older, usually female, and definitely conservative - about posts we did years ago. Take these missives from "Jacky7777" last night: » 5/01/09 12:30pm 5/01/09 12:30pm