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Please Help Me, I Am Being Brainwashed by Teva's 'Cool' Rebranding

Last week, I received an email from Opening Ceremony’s newsletter, announcing that their collaboration with a lifestyle sport sandal brand was in stores after having sold out online. The photo showed two geometrically painted legs wearing the OC/Teva collabo, two lightweight, waterproof-suede sandals in shades of… » 5/28/15 10:50am 5/28/15 10:50am

Golf Digest Is Running Creepy Photos Of Women Watching Golf Now

It’s not news that the slideshow is a poor (but lucrative) method of framing a story on the internet, but the topic of this Golf Digest effort—“The Hottest Patrons at Augusta”—is just awful. For a magazine that recently banked on side boob on the cover, this is still quite lazy.
» 4/09/15 12:00am 4/09/15 12:00am

Double Crap: Fifty Shades of Grey Stars Can't Fucking Stand Each Other

The history of cinema includes plenty of actors who hated each other off-screen, but somehow managed to have amazing chemistry on film (see Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey, Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes, and Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling for examples). Fifty Shades of Grey's Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson… » 1/14/15 2:45pm 1/14/15 2:45pm

Taylor Swift's New Song Is the Gentrification Anthem NYC Didn't Need

The inevitable march towards Taylor Swift's new album 1989 continues with a new single, and it's only getting worse: "Welcome To New York" is a gentrification anthem so obtuse it makes one wonder if she is, in fact, trolling at this point. And it calls into question whether rich white-person privilege is, in fact,… » 10/20/14 6:40pm 10/20/14 6:40pm

Man Seeks Girls To Host Fantasy Football Draft, Possibly While Topless

The cool bro you see above is, according to this Craigslist post, looking for two girls to host his upcoming fantasy football draft. All he needs is a couple of girls to run the draft board, serve the fellas some drinks, and, you know, wear a bikini or some sexy lingerie and maybe even pop those tops off—I mean,… » 7/30/14 4:13pm 7/30/14 4:13pm

Paper Calls Creep Who Stuck Head Up Actress's Skirt a 'Prankster'

A Ukrainian journalist who has a reputation of being a fucking weirdo was dragged off a red carpet after trying to sneak up behind America Ferrera and stick his head under her skirt. The New York Post is calling this the act of a "prankster" instead of a pervert fucko acting like a garbage person by sexually harassing… » 5/16/14 6:50pm 5/16/14 6:50pm

Glenn Beck Threatens to Put All Your Most Hated People In One Room

Ever wondered what hanging out in Hell would feel like? Then, boy, do I have good news for you! Glistening tear biscuit Glenn Beck has recently teased that he is organizing a conservative summit that might include the likes of Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. All under one roof! Oh, and the chairs will be… » 12/18/13 3:30pm 12/18/13 3:30pm

Texas Conservative Students Plan Awful 'Catch Illegal Immigrants' Game

Everyone's favorite chapter of Young Conservatives of Texas is back with another shitty publicity stunt meant to foster dialogue about the issues at the University of Texas in Austin. After they hit the scene with their Affirmative Action Bake Sale (copied from the College Republicans of UC Berkeley) where they sold… » 11/18/13 3:50pm 11/18/13 3:50pm

A fülével issza a sört a cseh nő, nekünk végünk van

Meghaltunk, hazamentünk, mára vége a munkának. Mi, akik már százezer vicces videót láttunk életünkben. Ember nem bírja ki ép ésszel, ahogy egy cseh nő szinte szülési görcsökben fetrengve, a fülébe dugott szívószállal, hallójáraton át szív ki egy korsó sört. » 5/07/13 3:49pm 5/07/13 3:49pm