Ten Reasons Why It's Not Pathetic for a Grown Woman to Go See NKOTB

In case you haven't heard (because you've been doing some kind of David Blaine situation where you live inside a sealed barrel for one year and eat your own pee) New Kids on the Block is teaming up with Boyz II Men and 98 Degrees for a 2013 stadium-sweeping super-tour called THE PACKAGE. Ahem. Now, if you know…
Teen Dream: Backstreet Boys & New Kids On The Block Touring Together
Backstreet's back, alright? You've been hangin' tough, but now you're like, "I want it that way."
Get On The Floor And Do The New Kids Dance!
[New York, May 8. Image via INFDaily.]
Loose Lips
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can own a piece of debris from his headline-making car crash! Like all magical things, this piece of celebrity memorabilia is for sale on (current bid $158.00, there is no God). • Hm, we wonder how the Hiltons feel about the $4,600 they donated to John McCain's campaign last year to vilify…
Michael Jackson & New Kids On The Block: Hanging Tough
- Is Michael Jackson making a comeback with New Kids On The Block? Apparently he's in secret talks to link up with the group, and hopefully it's not just because they have the word "kids" in their name. [Mirror]
- Um, NKOTB is also doing a song with New Edition. Party like it's 1988! [Just Jared]
- Oh, dear. Michael Jackson…
This Week We Made Horses' Asses Out Of Ourselves (And Others)
- We were "purchased" by Conde Nast...not. But you guys got your panties in some serious bunches about it.
- Maybe you were just cranky because you live in New York and you're not getting any.
- Perhaps you just discovered your second grader is a sexual harasser.
- Anna and Tracie crashed the New York Weddings Showcase and all…
Jessica Simpson Needs Cranberry Juice, Stat
- Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized at Cedars Sinai for a minor kidney infection. Did she pick up something in Kuwait? Ow, ow, ow. [TMZ]
- Oh, she's already out of the hospital. And "doing fine." [The Sun]
- Amy Winehouse is moving — for the third time in four months — because her new flat has "demons." [The Sun]
- Despite…
