Rihanna's Sexy Sex Life Somehow Makes Her Unqualified to Shill Skin Cream

Did you know that over the past year Rihanna has been starring in a series of advertisements for Nivea skin cream? Oh, you didn't? You don't read my celebrity toiletry endorsement gossip blog, Celebrity Toiletry Endorsement Journal Constitution Digest? Weird. But anyway, that's happening, and apparently it's turned… »8/07/12 5:00pm8/07/12 5:00pm