Today in Good Ideas: Post-Mastectomy Bat-Nipples

It’s probably pretty difficult for women facing a double mastectomy to marshall the soul-cleansing gallows-humor people use to deal with tragic shit, but fun nipple tattoos certainly help, especially if those fun nipple tattoos are fun Batman-themed nipple tattoos. » 8/15/13 9:45pm 8/15/13 9:45pm

Hey Everyone: Stop Giving a Shit About Naked Boobs Already

I assume, if you're reading this, that you are most likely a human being with eyeballs in a head on top of a torso with nipples on it sitting on a butt attached to some genitals and legs and feet. Or some approximation thereof, give or take a few limbs/eyeballs/genitals as needed. In that case, congratulations! You… » 10/15/12 4:15pm 10/15/12 4:15pm

Scandalous Nipple on Sears’ Website Has Unleashed Smut on Innocent…

Thanks to America's Puritanically fraught relationship with nipples, Sears has been forced to address public outrage over the fact that an image on its website's Exotic Apparel section that features a model's right nipple clearly visible through the purple mesh "babydoll" slip she's wearing. According to AdRants,… » 9/13/12 10:25pm 9/13/12 10:25pm

U.S. State Dept. Takes Issue With 'Nipple Cozies'

The U.S. Department of State's website has forums and a blogroll (aw) so that foreign service families can discuss and share their stories with the world. The site's tagline is "Careers Representing America," after all. In 2010, Jennifer Dinoia — an avid blogger and mother of three who has been a foreign service spouse… » 5/17/12 2:10pm 5/17/12 2:10pm