Fight Stigma of Female Nipples With This Top That Looks Like Boobs
Female nipples are so out right now. Instagram doesn't want 'em. In most states, it's still illegal to wave 'em around even though the same standards of decency don't apply to men. And Facebook won't let you link to 'em in photos because decency, The Children, the female body is the root of all sin, etc. But a growing…
Instagram Suspends Grace Coddington For Posting a Drawing of Nipples
Instagram, a photo sharing app based around the principles of whimsical photo filters and screaming whenever you even think about a human breast, is up to its old tricks: Vogue creative director Grace Coddington had her account suspended, then reinstated, after she put up a pencil drawing of herself topless. In the…
Janet Jackson's Nipple: A Retrospective
This week's Super Bowl is the tenth anniversary of the legendary "wardrobe malfunction" that exposed Janet Jackson's right nipple to the world. The story carries implications far beyond the Super Bowl. Janet Jackson's nipple—or, more broadly, the criminalization of female nudity (and our culture's animosity…
Fuck You, Breastfeeding
Last week was Fuck You Week, Jezebel's first annual week of desperate emotional cleansing and unhinged psychic purging. But Friday took a turn for the awful and we didn't run our final entries. So we're doing that now.
Hey Everyone: Stop Giving a Shit About Naked Boobs Already
I assume, if you're reading this, that you are most likely a human being with eyeballs in a head on top of a torso with nipples on it sitting on a butt attached to some genitals and legs and feet. Or some approximation thereof, give or take a few limbs/eyeballs/genitals as needed. In that case, congratulations! You…
Scandalous Nipple on Sears’ Website Has Unleashed Smut on Innocent Shoppers (NSFW)
Thanks to America's Puritanically fraught relationship with nipples, Sears has been forced to address public outrage over the fact that an image on its website's Exotic Apparel section that features a model's right nipple clearly visible through the purple mesh "babydoll" slip she's wearing. According to AdRants,…
U.S. State Dept. Takes Issue With 'Nipple Cozies'
The U.S. Department of State's website has forums and a blogroll (aw) so that foreign service families can discuss and share their stories with the world. The site's tagline is "Careers Representing America," after all. In 2010, Jennifer Dinoia — an avid blogger and mother of three who has been a foreign service…
What Type of Nipple Are You?
Just like snowflakes, no two nipples are the same. (Not even the ones in a matching set.) Let's just say that if variety is the spice of life, then nipples make livin' real tasty. But did you know that there are actually, like, clinical categories of nips? The size and color of the areola, the amount of Montgomery…
People Mad at Cafe for Not Showing Enough Nudity
Usually it's people complaining that art shows too much skin and trying to bring more censorship into the picture. But there's a been a refreshing—if somewhat ridiculous—reversal at one Brooklyn cafe. The Tea Lounge, which is in the very child-friendly neighborhood of Park Slope, attempted to make itself less…
Why There Are Bumps On Your Nipples
Those little bumps on the areola serve a purpose aside from making teens think their boobs are weird until they realize everyone has them. The areolar glands multiply during pregnancy and release secretions, so previously scientists thought they helped lubricate the skin for breastfeeding. Now they've found that they…
This Is Your Brain, Aroused
It's been sixty years since scientists first figured out which part of the brain processes stimulation to which part of the body — on a man. It took til this year for someone to thoroughly map the same for a woman's body.
Nicki Minaj Has Ironic Nip-Slip On Live TV
It happened on GMA while she was singing "Where My Girls At?" Stay tuned for her follow-up single, "Oh, There They Are, Falling Out Of My Top."
(Should you really want to see the uncensored version, well, it's right here, that's what Fleshbot is for. NSFW.)
14 Bizarre & Bewildering Thingamabobs For Your Boobs
The world is full of delightful things, among them the strange gizmos created for breasts. Odd bras, peculiar pasties, ghastly gadgets. Here, we've gathered 14 of the weirdest. Read more »

