Volunteer Ninjas in London Movie Theater Sound Utterly Terrifying

Let's say you're watching a movie (let's just say it, all hypothetical-like), and this movie that you're watching — in a theater, a dark theater — is about ninjas, and you're confused because the whole thing is in subtitles plus you don't even like ninja movies, so you turn to your friend or your cat that you've snuck… » 9/17/12 7:15pm 9/17/12 7:15pm

Michelle Obama Frequently Sneaks Out Of White House For Secret Peasant-Style Shopping Trips

First Lady and steel biceps possessor Michelle Obama deals with unimaginable scrutiny every day of her life, and to escape the pressures of the White House, she frequently ducks out and goes shopping, often undetected by the general public. Is our President's wife a ninja? » 10/12/11 7:15pm 10/12/11 7:15pm