While scrolling through the overwhelming tapestry of mostly unrecognizable cover art on Amazon Video last night, my eyes came to a stop at a row containing nothing but images of Robert Stack. “Wait a second,” I thought. “Could this really be happening?” After taking a few moments to confirm, I learned that a dream I…
Because nepotism laws are merely an obstacle to living one’s best life, Donald Trump will reportedly try to appoint his son-in-law to a White House position. Jared Kushner is best known for running the New York Observer and being a real iffy landlord; now, with his zero years of public policy experience and his…
Tomorrow brings the 90th annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. But did you know this proud, family-friendly American tradition started out in a totally creepy and scary way?
Republican strategist and open Trump hater Ana Navarro appeared on New Day Wednesday morning wearing a #TGIO shirt. That stands for “thank god it’s over,” she explains to host Chris Cuomo, who asked her, “Is it over, or is it just beginning?” Navarro responded, “Well, one nightmare is over, another is about to begin.”
It took me a minute to remember this morning. I woke up with that heavy sense of wrongness, the one you feel after a death or a wrenching breakup, but it took a moment to locate it, to figure out where exactly it lives in my body. Remembering that we really did this, that we really elected Donald Trump as leader of…
You want to know how close this election is? Here is how sickeningly, nauseatingly close it is right now, via some projections from the New York Times:
Confession: I was a bad sleeper. I was never “sleep trained,” a phrase that would have had zero meaning to my parents. I tormented my mom when I woke up, long past an age where that was acceptable, an age I’m not willing to admit on the Internet. Seeing it from the other side makes me appreciate the fact that she…
TMZ has received additional information about the robbery of Kim Kardashian over the weekend, and every new detail about the reportedly is somehow more horrifying than the last.
If there is one place in the world where it seems reasonable to feel safe from earthbound wildlife, it’s in an airplane...right?...Right? Wrong. Ugh. So wrong.
It’s Bette Midler’s birthday! The actress/singer/songwriter/comedian/icon (who’s just an Oscar away from an EGOT) celebrated her 70th birthday Tuesday, and we’d like to honor her life’s work by sharing her 70 most iconic moments!
Christmas is only a month away, so don’t forget to stock up on this year’s hottest toys: They’re squishy balls that look vaguely like herpes sores named Bunchems, and their primary claim to fame is that they’ll get stuck in your kids’ hair forever.
Thursday night, Pauley Perrette was walking across the street from her Hollywood home when she was attacked by a homeless man who threatened to kill her. After escaping the ordeal, she collapsed on the sidewalk, where she was licked by a dog being walked by a man who didn’t stop to help.
A “Call Me Caitlyn Unisex Adult Costume” is currently for sale online, and no one is happy about it. The company responsible, Spirit Halloween, known for wearable nightmares like Sexy Ebola Nurse, says there’s nothing wrong with its latest work of art.
No creature provokes such astronomical panic while presenting such infinitesimal physical danger like the bedbug, an insect linked to no diseases whatsoever. Bedbugs irritate, certainly: they bite your legs, disturb your sleep. But the extreme fear of them—the sense of shame that surrounds a bedbug infestation—stems…
Ah, the unmitigated beauty of a September wedding on the East coast! It's a lovely time of year, the boiling stench of summer having subsided but the chill of deep fall still at arm's length. The weather is reasonably predictable and the leaves are still on the trees. For a wedding, it's a perfect canvas—until the…
Remember when your mom told you that a snake would come up and bite you if you sat on the toilet too long? If that's not a cautionary tale you grew up with, try this one on for size: Employees at a San Diego PR firm were terrorized by a snake that slithered out of their toilet this week.
It's New Year's Eve, otherwise known as the night that someone in your friend group is definitely gonna cry. Either you're about to plunge headlong into a night of mindless, amoral ragery or you're laying out some PJs thinking "Good Jesus I'm glad that time of my life is over."
Is this an epidemic? After we published a story Tuesday about men on dating sites who really really don't like it when you give them radio silence (however brief or long that silence is), we got inundated with similar stories from other women.
Disneyland is currently so massively packed that, according to experts, either ticket prices go through the stratosphere, or the company adds another park. Or the happiest place on Earth becomes progressively more 28 Days Later-like. Doesn't that sound like FUN?!?!
